I requested, “Don’t give me that look!” As Darcy and I settled down by the river, my cat gazed at me quizzically. I explained to him, “I know I tossed it into the laundry pile, but I don’t really want to clean it with everything else! Who knows what this thing can do…” I pulled the purple cloth that was draped over Brom Sandeson’s strange jar, and I felt uneasy even having it in my possession. I had no clue if it was possible for an ordinary object to contain any curses, but I couldn’t get rid of it and risk angering the magic within it! It got soiled in my custody, so I felt like it was my duty to cleanse it…
It took me a while to notice that Cornelius was close by staring at me! He gathered his muddy boots and claimed, “I like them better this way- they have more character!” As he passed me, he peered at me peculiarly. “How is the Round House treating you? Anything transpire there?”
“Nothing unusual, no!” I swiftly hid the cloth behind my back as if it would give away all of the supernatural secrets I was harboring.
“Right then… Well, sorry to interrupt!” His eyes darted between Darcy and me prior to him rushing off.
That interaction flustered me a bit, but I was quite used to the denizens of this town deeming me as eccentric, so I let it go. I brought out my lye soap and ash, and I dunked the purple cloth into the water. “At least this shouldn’t take long!” I reassured myself. When I pulled the cloth out, I noticed some underlying stains, and I frowned. “Well, I did say it shouldn’t take long!” I sprinkled some ash on the stains, but it wasn’t coming out. I used a nearby rock to scrub it, but the stains still wouldn’t budge. I began to grow more and more frustrated, and I scoured it harder and harder until…
It tore nearly in half! My face paled, and I groaned, “Oh no! If its paranormal properties weren’t happy with feline urine, then they definitely won’t be pleased with this! What am I going to do?” Darcy stared blankly at me, and I sighed, “Well, I suppose I better see if Missus Dimmesdale returned and reopened her haberdashery!”
“Oh, look who it is!” the young woman who was once afflicted with scales on her foot conveyed to her two friends outside of Stylish Stitches.
“Who is it?” Her blonde friend glimpsed at me in confusion.
The young woman regarded her, “Seraphina, what other woman has the entire city been talking about?”
Seraphina guessed, “Uh… Me because I’m so beautiful?”
“Why are we nice to her, Fredwina?” the brunette friend queried to the young redhead.
“Oh, like you know, Maribel!” Seraphina scoffed.
Maribel proudly stated, “Of course! It’s me because I’m so beautiful! That’s what my husband says anyway…”
Fredwina clicked her tongue in annoyance. “You’re both dense! That’s the woman who always seems to have magic following her! The gray scales on my foot were just the beginning!”
“Oh, her!” Maribel recalled. “She seems so nice though! It’s hard to believe she’s capable of such a thing!”
“She can’t be that normal- who would choose to live in that hideous Round House?” Seraphina wondered.
Fredwina tacked onto that, “I also heard she’s a writer!”
Maribel bristled at that, “She’s into books? Gross! No wonder she isn’t married!”
“She walks around the streets sassing everyone and getting into mischief in all these different places! She’s so odd!” Seraphina commented.
“Yes, she… She’s been listening to our conversation this whole time, hasn’t she?” Fredwina surmised based on my expression.
I retorted, “Yes, I’m odd, not deaf!” The trio looked as though they got smacked in the face, and they were apparently too dumbstruck by their own actions to make another move. I nearly responded to their unjust criticisms, especially the one about books, but I saw the shadow of a broomstick flying in the air behind them, and I knew I didn’t have much time, so I simply conveyed to them, “I’m going to take the high road on this one!” Preceding them being able to react, I ran inside.
When I entered the haberdashery, I was surprised how neat and tidy the vast array of sewing supplies were- with the amount of chickens and geese wandering around her yard previously, I predicted encountering the same sort of experience in the interior! I didn’t see Missus Dimmesdale anywhere, so I began to browse her wares. I discreetly pulled out the purple cloth next to the thread, and since I didn’t see any purple, I weighed my options, “Hmm… Indigo may work! Gold may be a classy choice too, but do I want to spend so much on something destined to lie beneath my floorboards?”
“Welcome to Stylish Stitches! I-!” Missus Dimmesdale cut off her own sentence when she realized who had visited her store. “Oh! Could you kindly remove yourself from my property!”
“Oh, come on! I’m not here to do any magic!” I appealed to her. I fully recognized that Naenia was somewhere in the vicinity, but I was growing irritated with the association everyone made between me and the occult.
Missus Dimmesdale assured me, “I don’t care about that!”
I stared at her in shock. “You don’t?”
“Of course not! You’re friends with Aldrich, and if I knew you were coming, I would’ve released my birds!” Missus Dimmesdale verbalized.
“Friends? With Aldrich? Do I look like someone who frequents Harvest Town Tavern?” I reacted to her absurd assertion.
Missus Dimmesdale quizzed me, “Then why is he so nice to you?”
I shrugged. “He called me weird- perhaps he likes me because I amuse him.” Missus Dimmesdale seemed to buy that argument, which was a relief, but after I heard Naenia’s cackle, I hardly felt at ease. Prior to that pestilent old crone wreaking her havoc, I quickly pressed Missus Dimmesdale, “I’m not interested in your taxes, just your information! ….Well, that and your threads. But first, information… What happened with Annabel and Megyn?”
“Oh, that! That is a sordid story!” Missus Dimmesdale chirped. I sincerely hoped she’d get straight to the point, and I braced myself to finally get some much-needed facts about the traitor who hired that wearisome witch. Missus Dimmesdale regaled me, “Well, sometime before my trip to the shore to purchase more goods for my shelves, I saw them emerge from the forest in just their petticoats! Their hair was a mess, and they appeared exhausted as if they had physically exerted themselves. They claimed they woke up in the woods after a night of inebriation, but then two local men also emerged. They were laughing at the women, and I had to know why! Well, after a while, they confessed that they believed those men were British soldiers who could only be swayed to switch sides if they had the love of American women! Annabel and Megyn fell for it! My goodness! Isn’t that simply scandalous?” She espied the profoundly disappointed expression I now bore, and she inquired, “What’s wrong? You don’t feel sorry for them, do you?”
“No, of course not!” I honestly replied. Then I not-so-honestly told her, “I just… can’t believe they left their dresses in their trysting spot! What a waste of good fabric!”
Missus Dimmesdale peered at what was in my hands and brought up, “Speaking of fabric, what’s this?”
I cringed as I regretted not stowing it away immediately upon her arrival. I hastily fibbed, “Oh, my late husband, Thorn, gave it to me after one of his trips overseas.”
“Really? Where did he get anything purple? It’s so rare!” Missus Dimmesdale catechized.
“Oh, he got it from…” I glanced around the room in an effort to locate something that may have given me a hint about where that dye may have originated from, and I frowned when I didn’t pinpoint anything helpful. Textiles were a part of her stock-in-trade, and if I guessed incorrectly, she would have known immediately that I was lying! I couldn’t share an outlandish secret like this with a zealous gossip, but I wasn’t certain what else to tell her…
Seraphina suddenly burst into the store and pleaded with me, “Clarinda, you’ve got to help us! Something frightening happened!”
I exhaled in alleviation, and I think Missus Dimmesdale caught a glimpse of that, so I swiftly donned a more serious look. “What’s the matter?”
“It’s Fredwina!” Seraphina relayed to me.
“No, I’m Maribel!” Maribel corrected Seraphina. Seraphina glared at Maribel, but Maribel shifted the focus by notifying me, “Fredwina… She… Well, she’s….”
In that instance, Fredwina entered into the building, but she moved in a very peculiar fashion. Her movement suggested she was running at top speed, but she walked in the slowest possible speed. “Hhheeelllppp… mmmeee!” Fredwina gradually urged me.
Seraphina reported, “We don’t know what happened! One minute, everything was normal, and the next thing we knew, ssshhheee wwwaaasss ssslllooowww!” When she realized she could no longer control her quickness, she fretted, “Ooohhh nnnooo!”
“I’m going to dash over to Doctor Crane before it happens to me!” Missus Dimmesdale declared. She made it to the door, and she seemed somewhat befuddled. “Uh! I’m kind of surprised it didn’t take me too!” She reached for the knob, and she found herself moving at a snail’s pace. “Iii ssspppooookkeee tattoo sssoooooonnn!”
“My goodness! It’s lucky none of us were in labor when this hex showed up!” Maribel commented.
I briefed Maribel, “Something around here remedies the issue; it always does! If we keep trying different things, we can save them!”
Maribel nodded, “Okay, I’ll try!” She grabbed a thimble and threw it at Fredwina. “Did it work?”
“Ooowww!” Fredwina lethargically winced.
“Well? Did it?” Maribel demanded.
I instructed Maribel, “Keep trying until they act normally!”
Maribel torpidly complied, “Aaalllrrriiiggghhhttt!”
After I recognized that she had succumbed to the jinx as well, I sighed and grabbed as many objects as I could. I waved buttons, ribbons, buckles, and various cloths at them, but nothing caused them to hasten their steps. I bit my lip trying to find something else that might work, and unexpectedly, Archibald came in through a side door! He hobbled in a tortoise-like way, and I moaned, “Oh no! It got you too!”
“What got me?” Archibald stared at me questioningly. “I couldn’t use the front entrance, so I…. What’s going on?”
“Do me a favor and go look for an evil shabbaroan outside!” I ushered him towards the exit. “She’s wearing purple and is probably over a hundred years old…”
Archibald lit up at that notion. “Really? Is she married?”
I shuddered at the picture that painted! While I was grimacing, my eyes happened to spot some greenery behind the counter. When I retrieved it, I observed that it was in a bag with the words “Bird Food” stitched on the canvas. “Hmm… This may work!” I dashed over to the four ladies under the incantation, and I shoved an entire stalk of licorice root into Missus Dimmesdale’s mouth, hoping for the best…
“Bleck! I resent the insinuation that this brings!” Missus Dimmesdale pouted. When she saw that she had returned to her usual status, she celebrated, “Oh, thank goodness! For a moment, I feared I wouldn’t ever be fast enough to elude the tax collectors again!”
“I feel like such a silly goose!” Seraphina remarked as she munched on the remainder of her plant.
Maribel conversed, “I forgot why we originally visited here now!”
Fredwina approached me with a grateful smile. “We appreciate your help, but I hope you’ll understand if we flee before anything else occurs!”
“That’s fair!” I acknowledged as the trio left.
“So… Where’s this buxom beauty?” Archibald inquired. I didn’t reply as I watched Naenia’s shadow angrily fly off.