“So this is how liberty dies…with thunderous applause.” – Queen Amidala, “Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith”
Read my first blog post: In Memoriam: The United States of America (1776-2016)
You might be wondering, what exactly is The Moldy Cheese Curl? Well, this is my place to vent, to scream pointlessly into the void accomplishing nothing, but possibly enabling me to keep my blood pressure in check. Why you ask? Well, a minority of American voters made The Moldy Cheese Curl the most powerful man in the world. Surely you know who I mean. Orange complexion, mold growing on his head, wears fancy suits, and spouts verbal diarrhea. Yeah, that guy, the bloviating ignoramus who goes bankrupt all the time.
I am a forty year old straight white guy. I am ashamed to be a member of my demographic. Old white guys are primarily responsible for the disaster in which we now find ourselves. Not totally responsible, of course, but responsible enough.
A few things to know…
First off, I won’t be using his name, nor his current or future title. Is that disrespectful? God I hope so. I would never want it to be said that I had the least little bit of respect for that pile of rancid garbage. To be fair, I would argue that it’s far less disrespectful than he has been toward women, minorities, and pretty much everyone else who doesn’t worship the ground he slithers on. So, fuck him.
Second, there will be no comments. If you have to ask why, then it’s entirely possible you’re the reason. I don’t really care about the trolls, they’re fun to laugh at, and pretty pathetic, but I just don’t want to deal with them. So, fuck the trolls.
Lastly, just on the off chance that you think this might contain any actual value as social commentary, you are in the wrong place. This will be mostly vitriol, perhaps a little humor, and the aforementioned screaming into the void. That’s pretty much it.
– Thunderous Applause
