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My favorite candy is Swedish Fish.

Like Jack Handy, I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!

I have only been to seven concerts ever.
The first was Cheap Trick at Freedom Hall. They opened for Corey Hart. Scary.
The second was Paul McCartney at Rupp Arena. That was great!
The third was David Byrne at the Hollywood Bowl. THAT was awesome!
The fourth was Neil Diamond inside a VIP box at the Staples Center. That was swanky.
The fifth was Rob Dickinson at the Friar's Club. That was free.
The sixth was The Fall at the Knitting Factory in Hollywood. That was Mark E. Smith - a- licious.
The seventh was Will Oldham at McCabe's Guitar Shop. That was Southenderish.

If I could meet one "celebrity" for dinner, and Ewan McGregor was busy, I'd choose Christopher Walken.

Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription... is more cowbell!

There are several advantages to having a crossdresser for a friend.

If you lived here, you'd be home by now.

Home of Celebrity Karaoke.

Free Parking in Rear.

All Lunch Items $6 Monday through Friday.

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Where is Pancakes House?

Welding buttons on to ice cream

Horse-drawn soup spoon

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur

Wheelie Bin Madness!

A bowler hat and flapping comedy shoes

The darkroom is a work room - not a funhouse.

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.

Scholars will probe this blog, I hope, in the future. It will keep them busy.

If there's anything in this blog you don't understand, just look it up in your Funk and Wagnalls.

The retirement party was no potluck, Goofy.

Venice Beach Webcam

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