Justin Halpern

@justin_halpern

Harley Quinn/Abbott Elementary/Some Other Stuff You Probably Hated or Never Saw. We could do that note but that’s not the show we sold you

Justin Halpern
@justin_halpern
Oct 6
Sometimes I think about how I used to have a podcast called “Wild’n Out Without Nick Cannon” and Nick Cannon’s lawyer sent us a cease and desist that said you can’t wild out with or without Nick Cannon.
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Justin Halpern
@justin_halpern
Jul 28
Have you read my new book? Probably not! Will you like it? Tough to say, I don’t know you. But if you follow me there’s a good chance you will! And if you hate it you can come back here and tell me and I’ll say sorry and you can know it’ll ruin my day!
Get Lost
From cardinal-publishing.com
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Justin Halpern
@justin_halpern
Jul 6
My new book comes out tomorrow! You might like it! I’m supposed to think of a promo but can’t, so best I can do is if you reply to this post with proof you bought, I’ll share my favorite censorship notes I’ve gotten from TV networks
Get Lost
From cardinal-publishing.com
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Justin Halpern
@justin_halpern
Jun 30
My new book comes out next week! Pre-order now! Do you like mystery and comedy and weird fucked up criminals? You’ll like my new book! If you buy it and you don’t, let me know and I will PERSONALLY hate myself for several hours!
Get Lost
From cardinal-publishing.com
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Justin Halpern
@justin_halpern
Feb 14
Posted a new substack about the horrors of checking a bag
Will You Be Checking A Bag?
From justinhalpern.substack.com