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2026

30

Oct

Charli XCX Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Charli XCX did Playboy and didn’t show her pussy as part of her re-brand, even though she’s always used her tits for attention…just a fat girl in a leotard with tits at the mall performing before officially hitting the big tits,,,,

She ended up hitting thing big times, because that’s what happens when you are in the system….and has been earning big money for at least 8 years now….because the fatty sold her soul to the devil or some shit…

In COVID, people really liked her and she had enough money to buy a 20 million dollar house….because she sold her soul to the devil or some shit…

But that Playboy shit the other week was such a downer….no pussy was shown…

As she continues her slutty middle aged pop-star act, with slutty shoots, she continues to not show her pussy.

That is disappointing.

Now, she’s doing porn for a fashion magazine with a feminist Canadian American Apparel employee turned celebrity photographer who does period art…

The shoot who doesn’t really help her satanic soul selling rumors…because it’s some witchcraft witches being witches drinking each other’s period blood under the full moon or some shit..

Her tits are out….but no pussy is being shown….

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2026

30

Oct

Ava Phillippe’s Dumper in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Ava Phillippe is marketed as Reese Witherspoon’s twin, except that she looks like Reese Witherspoon who went to space, and came back with some alien virus that mutated her….

She is quite a bit younger than Reese Witherspoon, so it’s pretty rude to call her the twin of a granny….

Not to mention, Reese Witherspoon at her age was hotter and I am not even a Reese Witherspoon fan who thinks that strong sharp jaw is hot…I’m more into her tits. She had some big Southern naturals, PEACH COBBLER fucking CORN BREAD made shits….

I guess what they are referencing when they compare the mom and daughter for the mom and daughter fetishists, who want to fuck the mom while fucking the daughter, or vice versa, it happens, people are perverted…is that they have the same circumference thighs….only the younger Witherspoon…probably shouldn’t….

EITHER WAY…she is a rich kid. Her stepfather or ex stepfather who raised her because her dad was beating up Pete Davidson’s whore baby momma, is some power agent….her mom Reese Witherspoon who sold her production company for 1 billion dollars….or some shit…so she gets to go around feeling important based on the parents and access, as she should, since society thinks she is important and really…she’s not that bad…there just happens to be a lot of thigh and not a lot of ass…which is nothing the PACIFIC CREST TRAIL her mom pretended to walk for WILD…can’t fix….but as a rich kid, she’d likely walk it in a private jet on the way to the Bahamas property.

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2026

30

Oct

Tulsa King’s Titties of the Day

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Apparently the “actress” playing the stripper in Tulsa King is some popstar named Gabby Nixx that you’ve never heard of, but you can follow on the instagram HERE , she’s stripping with other unidentified babes.

She has been cast for the VERY important role of being tits in a Taylor Sheridan show, so that the audience watching the smut that he puts out, doesn’t feel gay.

Sheridan is basically the equivalent of soap operas for men, that give women some fantasy of bad boys to jerk off to, while giving dudes, some fantasy of masculinity they lost when they went vegan and committed to the soy…

His shows are watchable, but all the fucking same bullshit storylines and energy, but at least there are tits…

Tulsa King is about Sly Stallone working as a mafia man who relocated to Tulsa, which is apparently the most exciting city in America because there are so many shows about Tulsa…it’s more than just dead speed babies in Larry Clark’s photo essay book of the 70s…innit..

POINT BEING STRIPPER TITS and I LOVE STRIPPERS…

I should put that on a T-Shirt, maybe when I open a stripclub called “DRUNKEN STEPFATHER’S”….who’s investing?

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Posted in:Tits on TV

2026

30

Oct

Tanlines of the Day

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You know, it’s pretty stupid that I only post tanlines on Tuesdays and Thursday, because I think it’s clever to have a “T” gallery on a “T” day like some kind of 5 year old retard finger painting with feces while playing with rocks in his helmet behind the special needs schoolyard his parents pawned him off to….

Tanlines are every fucking day…

Sunkissed women, rocking their toned skin where the clothing wasn’t getting in the way, highlighting where there was clothing, so we know that we shouldn’t be seeing them parts round here…

Knowing many tanlines are just chemical sprays, doesn’t take away from the illusion of women going out in bikinis, tanning, then getting naked for selfies…

It just adds to it..

We live in a fake world, internet based, everything a lie, or manufactured…even tanlines…

So just take them as truth, because if you believe they are real, then they are real…enough..

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2026

29

Oct

Rachel Sennott Playboy Belly of the Day

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I am definitely not the target market for Playboy, which is a good thing, because whatever they are doing, is pretty fucking shit to me…

I guess they are trying to appeal to the younger generation, who are into Playboy as an iconic brand, without actually knowing anything about Playboy….

I was always more interested in Penthouse, because they showed the pink while Playboy pretended to be all high-brow with real journalism to appeal to the high paying advertisers, it was a scheme….and there were tits they paid big money to feature, which every once in a while was exciting….

They’ve basically spent 20 years trying to figure out their shit and they’ve been pretty bad at it. At one time, they gave the websites to PORNHUB who used any whores into PLAYBOY in low grade shoots, then there was Hef with all his blonde trash….

Now, they are apparently trying to relaunch the brand using what they think are relevant or brilliant culture makers of the younger generation, but it’s pretty fucking shit to me…

Like Rachel Senott, the new Lena Dunham, who writes TV shows she probably gets paid too much since she would do it for free or the validation….and she writes herself naked, tits out….

So there’s no real need for a PLAYBOY shoot of her Belly hanging over her panties, but it HAPPENED….and it’s pretty fucking shit to me..

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2026

29

Oct

X-Tina Aguilera’s Topless Selfie of the Day

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Grandma Aguilera has let the OZEMPIC get to her head and decided to flash her OZEMPIC body with her big bolt on tits….like some kind of common instagram whore, or maybe, just a middle aged woman trying to find her sex appeal, clearly influenced by the internet whores, hoping to generate some additional excitement around herself, since she’s Christina Aguilera…

I am not complaining, I was always team aguilera when it came to which popstar would be more fun to fuck. Britney was always just a bit too clunky despite her mental retardation crazy brain lobotomy and possibly dead enough to put in a warm bath before she decomposes…

I just think it’s funny that a rich and famous person like Aguilera, who is likely pushing 50 years old, decides it’s time, after ALL these years to take some censored nude selfies for the world to see.

It was never a doubt that they are all these manufactured, attention seeking puppets….

It was also great that when she was obese, she kept thing to her damn self…

It is not a shock that she’s doing whorish shit, just subtle with emojis….it’s pretty much how to stay relevant in this perverted era…

I’m into it.

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2026

29

Oct

Big Star Jennifer Lawrence Face Confirms Breast Augmentation of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is a very average looking actress, who has gone ahead and mangled her face in an attempt to become a Kardashian scared of aging.

She was a lot of marketing hype over the years when she was working consistently, but I never really understood her hype. I’ve seen her movies and they all suck and she is the same person in all of them. Basically another Margot Robbie…

The single best thing she did was leak her nudes, pretend it was a hack, get the hacker locked away longer than her dad Weinstein, because it gave her tits a time to shine.

I am a pervert, so obviously the only thing I think is worth paying attention to with these idiots, is their nudity….and even their nudity is uninspired and boring..

Anyway, a few weekens ago JLAW launched an instagram, because people are retarded, she has 10 million fans.

It was obviously a ploy to launch a direct to consumer brand, because that’s how these idiots become billionaires…

She recently launched her direct to consumer brand, which is a haircare brand….since J.Law is really known for her tits..

So we can expect an ongoing flood of J.Law content around her hair as she builds the brand to sell to the big guys for billions.

It’s all so obvious and should be boycotted, but all the suckers out there buy into this shit…

Here is her weird new face doing some GET READY WITH ME lie…

LIES! LIKE HER TITS…

She apparently admitted to breast augmentation after her second kid, maybe a lift, maybe new implants to replace the old…

LIES! LIKE HER CAREER…all these actors do is fucking LIE TO YOU and take your money…

It is up to us to BOYCOT!

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2026

29

Oct

Girls in Public of the Day

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I don’t spend enough time outside, because I rarely see girls getting naked in public and that’s unfortunate.

Luckily, the internet gives us the “good stuff” so that we do not have to go outside to try to find girls getting naked in public.

Since the internet has become real life, any girl getting naked in public is going to document that shit and upload it for those who weren’t there to catch them.

It’s a way to mass market what would have otherwise only been seen by the lucky bastard who came across the exhbitionist whore…

Meaning, not going outside and waiting for the content to come through is the best way to live, easiest, less impact, less scary, less actual living involved…but TONS of distractions to avoid your living…AWESOME..right?

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2026

29

Oct

Madelyn Cline Panty Dress of the Day

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Madelyn Cline, not related to Calvin, looks like she was ravaged by bad face injections, maybe some of those back alley botox nurses cornered her in an alley because she was wearing a short skirt and started going to work, to give her that Kardashian Face..

Unless this is her natural look, which would explain why she is considered hot and famous, because it looks like an instagram filter ejaculated all over her…

It is the fine-line between broken down porn chick trying to be hot and top level actress chick, trying to be hot…

I always got a kick out of the rich parts of town, where ORANGE COUNTY faced women, looked more like girls you’d find in the Valley being human trafficked, not that I’ve been to either place, but I get the general stereotypes of those places…

The ORANGE COUNTY woman being trashy but rich as fuck with the injection, the Valley girl being a gutter porn chick fresh off the bush from whatever shit down she was molested in….BOTH with the same face and DEAD EYES…

Anyway, Madelyn wore a sheer dress with her panties out, SO SLUTTY. but that’s how you do it on Survivor…or in Hollywood to keep getting those bookings….

She’s apparently got tits too, just not clown tits like Sweeney, so she may never quite make it…. TIME WILL TELL..

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2026

28

Oct

Victoria Justice’s Rebrand of the Day

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Victoria Justice may be like all the other mid-30 year old women out there who do pilates, just realizing that it is Halloween and a great opportunity to show off their bodies by dressing like the whore version of whatever they decide, since there is a whore version of every possible costume….

It’s an opportunity to test the whore waters, with a valid excuse they can blame the whoredome on, instead of just admitting they want the attention as they near menopause.

She could also be like all the other child stars, who were sexualized when they were way too young, because kids should not be in TV being marketed to creepy perverts…

Where she is finally giving into her birthright or at least what she was sold for, jerk off material….

The other option is that she is going through a rebrand, because she made all her money off her show years ago, took a decade off sitting on her pile of money and is now deciding it is time to make more money because she feels she is a talent.

To compete, you must strip down, that’s the foundation of a good entertainer…

Here is her see through panty outfit being NAUGHTY…

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