It’s Written in the Stars! (Part II)

Apologies, there is something peculiar going on behind the scenes on this blog – I just had a huge moment of panic meaning my ears went red and my head went tight so I hope these readings come out okay!
Before proceeding any further….

Legal Niceties:-
Please remember that these readings are for fun and entertainment purposes only and should not be taken at all seriously because I am not psychic and cannot foresee the future. It is also worth noting that your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it.

To find your fortune I will simply shuffle the cards whilst visiting your blog and then count through the deck until I reach the number you gave me on THIS POST.

Next up is NICK whose card is the 7 of Clubs – this card is honest – no sugar coating for you, Nick, this card symbolises obstacles and delays. Are you facing a challenge – nothing particularly life changing, but a test?
My tip for you: Try not to overthink things – you could be caught in a loop of analysis and hesitation.

KYLIE has drawn the 4 of Hearts – It looks like you might be coming out of a period of apathy? You are waking up and reflecting on missed opportunities?
My tip for you: Stay aware, and it will be okay to move forward. Also, someone from the past might be in touch.

MISTRESS MADDIE has the 4 of Spades, which is basically telling you to go on holiday again because you’ve been overdoing things! Seriously, you MUST step away from a stressful and draining situation to heal. There is no moving forward until you have done this.
My tip to you: Step back!! You need some time to recharge – do not try harder, or push any issues.

BILL has drawn the 6 of Spades, this means that you have reached a calmer place in your life – the calm after the storm. You are getting there Bill, after a very difficult time.
My tip to you: Trust the process, there is no need to rush – no force needed.

MR MAGS – has the King of Spades. This is a powerful card – are you dealing with an authority figure, such as a lawyer, or doctor? Someone intellectual? The card says to pay attention because the stakes are high.
My tip to you: Use your head, not your heart, and don’t be passive.

SAVVY has drawn the Jack of Hearts – This a romantic card and signals emotional beginnings! Or a new creative passion; definitely genuine affection. This is a card about being well loved.
My tip to you: Watch out for someone with youthful energy – they are going to put a spring in your step!

Phew!! Done it!!

Next Week: How to wear an attractive *broach in a jaunty fashion whilst cooking Squirrel pie.
*Obviously I meant ‘brooch’ – I was just testing your observation skills.

Meanwhile….

….on a blogsite far, far away Dinah and Scarlet have joined forces to bring you more Wonky Thoughts and Idle Words!! As if we weren’t prolific enough as it is!! We are now going to bring you even more tantalising tidbits from our glamorous lives. I know!!! With all these blog posts we are spoiling you, or soiling you? One or the other.

Dinah has kicked off proceedings with an offer you would be silly to miss and some glorious garden photos. I will probably follow up with something equally as thrilling, or not, we shall see. I have a chair, I have read books, what could possibly go wrong?

Anyhow, this is the BIG news today. Harry and Meghan eat your hearts out.

Don’t forget the lottery numbers for this Saturday’s draw will be 9, 12, 16, 25, 37, 42

I will be back on Sunday with part 2 of my card readings.

Written in the Stars….! (Part One)

Yes, the eclipse was sort of a clue for my mysterious numbers game, only I’m not looking to the heavens to read your fortunes I am instead looking at a deck of 52 playing cards! I’m sure you all recall my popular Tarot card readings on my very old Scarlet Blue blog. I gave dear Mr XL several readings, and Mistress MJ also got in on the action. Anyhow, it’s your turn now!

Legal Niceties:-
Please remember that these readings are for fun and entertainment purposes only and should not be taken at all seriously because I am not psychic and cannot foresee the future. It is also worth noting that your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it.

To find your fortune I will simply shuffle the cards whilst visiting your blog and then count through the deck until I reach the number you gave me on THIS POST.

JON – How peculiar! Your card is the 9 of Diamonds and the post I am looking at features Soft Tempo Lounge with Luck Be a Lady Tonight!! However, 9 of Diamonds is all about the money, not so much about luck. This card means you’ve earned your freedom and independence; you’ve earned your place in the world; earned your achievements via effort and discipline.
My tip for you? You are about to reach some sort of financial, or material milestone – you need to be patient as there is going to be a delay.

DINAH – Your card is the 6 Of Hearts. This card is all about taking comfort from the past; feeling warmth from happy memories; feeling nostalgic in a positive way.
My tip for you? Don’t worry, peace is coming – you will find your way and be guided by past experiences.

MITZI – Your card is the King of Diamonds. This card implies abundance! Wow. This is a very good card and potentially you could have a windfall coming your way – this might be apples, but it could also mean money!
My tip for you? Please supply 6 numbers for next week’s lottery.

MR DEVINE Your card is the King of Hearts. Awwww…Mr Devine – you have someone watching over you; or someone important is about to enter your life. This is another very good card. It is a sign of positive emotional development.
My tip for you? Be open to advice, someone who cares is about to make an entrance.

Part two to follow on Sunday – Featuring fortunes for Nick, Kylie, Mistress M, and Bill, and Mr Mags.

Quick Question…..

Apologies, I should be bringing you the results regarding the numbers you so kindly supplied, but instead I have a quick question:-

WHERE is the ‘Intense backlash in the UK’ regarding Meghan Windsor/Markle appearing in the Netflix series, The Gentlemen?? Where??? I can’t see it anywhere. Have there been protests on the streets? Fights in pubs due to this potential casting? NO, because there is no ‘Intense backlash’ in the UK. We don’t care. We have better things to do and think about. This is a constructed story, and all very silly.

I know for a fact that Harry and Meghan have returned to the UK to become MPs in Clacton, and this is where they will be living and working, so there.

Maybe I should start a fresh series of posts called Irritated in the Morning by Stupid Headlines.

I will return at pace with your number results, I have not forgotten.

As Seen in the Shadows

Before I reveal all regarding the numbers from the previous post let me first slap up my eclipse photos. I didn’t bother doing anything fancy with a colander, but simply took pictures of the overall effect.

Firstly, it got a bit dim over Dartmoor…

And then I snapped some random pictures of the shadows created by the moon/sun combo coming through the trees onto my house…

How exciting is that???!!!! Probably not as exciting as the number posts that will follow.

A Moment of Calm….

What a hideous day I had yesterday trying to deal with the Blogger gremlins. I am done with Blogger, it has hurt my head, and my head really has quite enough to deal with, let us chat about nicer things such as Mr Devine’s new game meme!! How can I adapt it to suit my settings? [see how the Blogger unpleasantness lingers in my vocabulary? Appalling]. I can adapt it easily!

I will start this in the exact same way as Mr Devine, but this time pick a number between 1 and 52.

Meanwhile, whilst I wait for the inevitable stampede of interest, here is a pleasing flower to look at.

Yes, I am rather grumpy despite the glorious weather. I am a victim of perpetual interruption hence my long absences.