The First Drafts of the Phrase “Trick or Treat”
Chocolate, candy, I don’t care, just don’t give me Witch’s Hair! / Tell 'em Frankenstein sent ya. / I love you.
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My Midterm Election Night Fever Dream, Wherein Steve Kornacki Is Out Cold and I Am Put in Charge of the Big Board at the Last Minute
We have a projection. I repeat, we have a projection. Democrats will win the Pennsylvania county that looks like a little boot.
Forthcoming Think Pieces About the “Girls” Revival
We Re-Re-Re-Re-Re-Revisit That "Voice of a Generation" Thing
How Doomed Are You, Romantically Speaking?
In any case, here you are, back in touch again. To your credit, he texted first. He also seems … different.
This New Fall Menu Proves My Ex-Girlfriend Was Wrong About Me
Because I’m ready for fall, and because I’m definitely not a “loser with zero ambition,” here are some awesome new fall specials created by yours truly.
I Can’t Believe It’s Already the Time of Year It Is Now
The only thing we know for sure is that exactly 12 times a year, we lean back in our chairs and say, “Wow. Hard to believe it’ll be month soon.”
You’re So Brave for Having Short Hair
You just blindly stumbling through life not afraid to have hair that short and also not even knowing you should be afraid!
Jokes
I don’t believe in ghosts, which is why I never lend them money.
Love is something you’re in, like tall boxes you can’t jump high enough to see over the edge of, or escape from, or scream loud enough for someone to hear you and cut a hole in to rescue you.
Whenever I’m cutting peppers and I see one of those little baby peppers inside, I’m reminded why I became a pepper doctor in the first place.
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I Can’t Believe It’s Already the Time of Year It Is Now
The only thing we know for sure is that exactly 12 times a year, we lean back in our chairs and say, “Wow. Hard to believe it’ll be month soon.”
Your Football Team Needs More Comedy-Magic
With eerie accuracy, using nothing but my powerful intuition, I can guess your star players’ first names, last names, and hair colors.
AITA Entries from Stephen King Villains
Pennywise: AITA for wanting to provide fun and whimsy for local children?
What Do You Think of My Accent Wall and the Fact That I Can’t Stop Talking About It?
I only wanted a little flare of color. Just a pop. And what if I painted four walls and didn’t like how it turned out?
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