Dear Clint Dempsey,
You are white. You seem to have forgotten this, so I would like to inform you that the only thing black about your face is your eyebrows. You are not cool, you are not a thug. I find you very annoying and immature, and you should be very glad you are a decent soccer player. Now get off my television.
Also, it's Germany. Jur-ma-nee. Not Jeremy. Really, what the hell?
No love,
Meredith
PS. Oh my god, "Deuce"? I cannot handle this. Soccer players don't rap. Get the fuck out.
You are white. You seem to have forgotten this, so I would like to inform you that the only thing black about your face is your eyebrows. You are not cool, you are not a thug. I find you very annoying and immature, and you should be very glad you are a decent soccer player. Now get off my television.
Also, it's Germany. Jur-ma-nee. Not Jeremy. Really, what the hell?
No love,
Meredith
PS. Oh my god, "Deuce"? I cannot handle this. Soccer players don't rap. Get the fuck out.
