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Tuesday, November 25th, 2003
20:23PM - better up the dosage
I think I better have my doctor up the Prozac dosage for the holidays. I'm already getting more and more depressed knowing I'll be the only one in the family without that special someone to have time together with. I had that last year and it was the most fun I can remember having at the holidays. I'm already miserable and it's only two days before thanksgiving. Just imagine what I'll be like on Christmas seeing everyone else in my family sitting with someone special and me off in a corner by myself. I would give or do anything to have Donnelle back right now. Lacie decided I was too old for her so she's no longer an option. If I have to fight for Donnelle, I will. Whatever it takes to prove to her I'm the best man for her I will do. Whatever I must go through to make her believe in us again, I will do. That's pretty much my thinking right now. On the list I sent to Jim and Jenlle for Christmas present ideas, I think I wrote Donnelle four times. :-/ Maybe it's time for by any means neccessary action. Unless someone out there has a better idea... if you do let me know quick...

Or if Megan or Holly (GO PITT! lol...) wants to cum be the angel to rescue me... ;-P


current mood: depressed

(4 satisfied customers | fuck the hell out of me)

10:54AM - reasons to have sex with me!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


current mood: horny

(fuck the hell out of me)

10:33AM - things to do this afternoon
Get the new Korn cd...

Go to Wendy's for lunch...

Masturbate...


current mood: horny

(fuck the hell out of me)


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