Pirate application!

Position applying for:
[ ] First Mate
[ ] Navigator
[ ] Cook
[ ] Repairman
[ ] Sniper
[ ] Cannoneer
[ ] Musician
[ ] Wench
[ ] Harem
[ ] Slave

A Few Preliminary Questions:
Do you get seasick?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

Are you prone to scurvy?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

Do you have issues with drinking alcohol constantly?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

Do you have problems with wenches?
[ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] I'm applying to be a wench

What about pillaging?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

Do you have morals? (Note: Having morals will NOT immediately disqualify you, so please answer honestly.)
[ ] Yes [ ] No

If not applying to be a wench, can you supply your own parrot, eye patch, and/or wooden leg?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

Do you have any experience in the position that you're applying for?
[ ] Yes [ ] No
If yes, please explain. In detail. LOTS of detail.



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And I'll get back to you as soon as I've reviewed your application.