Alt Punk Feminist noise from the North West/North Wales

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24th April - The Star, Shoreditch, London

9th May - Penny Black,  Wrexham, FOCUS WALES Festival, Midnight

6th June - The Peer Hat, Manchester - Riot Fest

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