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Project Hail Barnet
Project Hail Barnet
This Spring, when time is against them and kickoff waits for no one, several Narwhals push the laws of physics to outrun danger, destiny, and the referee’s whistle.High Barnet, Planet Northern Line19:30:00 UTC; 30th March 20264 Narwhals stand on the precipice. Kick off is fast approaching, but we don’t have enough men to win the battle.“5 minutes to kick off”, the referees are agitated. Where are they?The Bridge, somewhere near Croydon, Earth18:45:00 UTC; 26th February 2025“Late again Finchy!” c
Operation Epic Fury – Failure to secure the Strait
Operation Epic Fury – Failure to secure the Strait
The Narwhals embarked on what was billed as a routine expedition to Bushy Park, navigating their way to an open-air pool that could only generously be described as a “narrow strategic waterway”. The strait itself was busy but stable, clogged with erratic triathlete traffic in questionable lycra, churning up the waters like pre-conflict tanker routes still clinging to normality. Despite a few lingering tensions from prior regional skirmishes, conditions were calm. The oil price was flat. Markets
The Leeches Files
The Leeches Files
With the release of the Epstein Files, Narwhali chose to celebrate with a game we wish could be redacted. Unfortunately, without our resident MI6 agent Andy Winterbotham and TJ being too old for Trump’s career to be at risk, we unfortunately must tell you the story of the game against Leeches.However, despite not playing, our MI6 agent was able to recover some emails between the referees and Leeches head coach which may prove interesting to those in the know. (Although the Dow Jones is up so in
Anchorman Presents: A Tale of Two Narwhal Wins
Anchorman Presents: A Tale of Two Narwhal Wins
Blue Marlin – “That Escalated Slowly”Our first victory of the season arrived in classic Narwhal fashion: slightly chaotic, mildly confrontational, and almost certainly full of confusion. The opposition, Blue Marlin, brought exactly what you would expect. A bit aggy. A bit boisterous. A bit like they couldn’t remember the rules. We, meanwhile, lacked our usual punchy Italian to cancel out theirs, so we did the honourable thing and attempted to deal with him ourselves. Diplomacy was limited. Whist
New Year, New Narwhals
New Year, New Narwhals
Welcome, Narwhal’s fans, to 2026. It’s your Pul-shitzer award winning Captain here, bringing us into the new year with some New Year resolutions!80% of new year resoltuons are given up by mid-February[1], often due to lack of willpower or unrealistic aims. The below are not unrealistic aims, so lets see how our willpower holds up.We travelled down the a3 to Surrey Sports Park for an away fixture vs Guilford 2. A strong big squad of 12 Narwhals were available for our first game of the year.1. Sta
A very rare sighting of the Iratus Zingiber
A very rare sighting of the Iratus Zingiber
Years ago, the Iratus Zingiber was often seen in South Croydon, frequenting Whitgift pool, the Amer Rani Indian Restaurant and the Crown and Sceptre pub, but in recent years sightings have fallen massively, primarily due to a destruction of its natural habitat, crap polo and Ironmen. However, the 19th of November saw a very rare sighting of the Zingiber at Whitgift pool. The occasion was an alleged waterpolo game between South London's Finest (TM) and Eastern Otter. The week started as any other
For the last game of the season, the Narhwals gave to me, a Thameside victory.
For the last game of the season, the Narhwals gave to me, a Thameside victory.
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