Half Price Avocados

[Verse 1]

Got a text from my mom

“Sale today, three for one”

I was halfway back in bed

Now I’m sprinting for the sun

Shopping cart, crooked wheel

Flip-flops slapping on the tile

Grab a basket, grab my breath

This is bargain-hunter style (hey!)

[Chorus]

Half price avocados

Call that winning the lotto

Green gold in a paper bag

I’m rich till they all go bad

Half price avocados

Stack ’em up like bravado

Guac dreams, living large

On a discount grocery card

[Verse 2]

There’s a dude in aisle nine

Guarding guavas like a throne

I just nod, move along

Mission’s clear, I’m in the zone

Spot the sign, yellow tag

Like a beacon through the shelves

Scoop six, maybe eight

Future toast just wrote itself

[Chorus]

Half price avocados

Call that winning the lotto

Green gold in a paper bag

I’m rich till they all go bad

Half price avocados

Stack ’em up like bravado

Guac dreams, living large

On a discount grocery card