Listens: Anything by Jimmy Buffett

Grog

In honor of "Talk Like a Pirate Day"

fresh or bottled lime juice (either Persian or Key will do)
rum (coconut rum is especially good)
crushed ice
enough sugar to make your lips unclench

Toss into a blender & whirl til frothy. No, I suppose this isn't exactly historically accurate, but it *is* good, ye scurvy spalpeen.