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Gravel flies out from under her feet as she charges, boom, boom boom, and finally,she arrives at the McDonald's entrance, only to find it's closed, tears run down her cheek as she stares at the big Mac on the display board, stomach growling, she smashes her body through the door, smashing it to the floor, she rips the fridge door off, grabs the frozen patties, and eats them like cookies, after eating half of their stock, she walks out of the fridge only to realize the manager had called 911 and the animal control will be arriving shortly, she hears a shotgun blast, then everything goes red, then black and finally, silence the end. a story by DuckFuddler