excuse me sir but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "boy"?? A "male?" A "member of the masculine sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a boy around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a boy online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish gamer boys were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting boy--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

I hate No Nut November, so I’m starting Jizzvember.

Every year I watch dudes suffer like medieval monks. For what? Clarity? Strength? Lies!

This November, I’m doing the opposite. Massive emount of masturbating to celebrate Jizzvember. For me this is 30 days of enlightenment through release.

You meditate? I lubricate. You hold back? I give back!

Join me, brothers and sisters. This November, we rise! We pump, we release, we reclaim our month.

No shame. No restraint. Only victory.

To the floodgates!

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can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me.

Are you a gamer boy? A gamer boy on the internet. That's crazy. I've never talked to a gamer boy before. If you really are a gamer boy I'm really thankful. If what I said is true then I would like to add you as a friend. Thank you. Thanks so much for reading my post. It's just crazy that there's a gamer boy on the internet. So, please. Accept my friend request. I can't wait to see what games we will play online. Do you like Among Us, want to hop in a VC. If you have the time, we can hop in a Voice Channel and have a long chat. I can help you improve your among us skills. Please, I really want to talk to you. Do you have a snapchat? I really want to add you. What's your Instagram BTW? I'm just so happy right now. It's just insane. I never thought that I could find a pro gamer boy on the internet. I have been living in my mom's basement and my mom left me. You are the first gamer man I have talked to in many years. In fact, your presence even gives me nostalgia.