Nice bit of birthday c0ck from the obers

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-REP this player tried to steal my wife and kids whiles I was out of the house picking up milk, luckily I caught him in the action and fought him off with a rotten wooden stick. Please report for terrorism

He was super cool in the beginning and we hit it off right away. We bonded over our shared interests in video games, movies, and music.
But then something changed. One day after work, Ob invited me over to his house. When I arrived at his place, instead of hanging out and playing video games like usual; he led me into his bedroom where there were candles lit everywhere with soft music playing from a record player sitting on top of an dresser filled with sex toys including dildos & vibrators. Without any warning whatsoever - BOOM! Out came this massive strap-on dildo which must have been at least 12 inches long! Before I could even process what was happening; suddenly my clothes disappeared & found myself being pinned down by my supposed friend while he proceeded grunting & thrusting away using all those weird sex devices against my will! This whole experience left me feeling violated both physically & emotionally. Still, +rep for the memories.

+rep, I met this guy playing Rust, I was a new player and just roaming the wilderness when this sweet sounding man jumped out of a bush with a full kit. He took me under his wing and shown me how to complete the Monuments. After many hours playing together he built up enough of a trust that we agreed to meet in real life as we lived within the same vicinity. I was anxious about meeting him because he sounded kinda cute on comms. He knocked on my door and it was not was I was expecting, I was immediately greeted by the biggest UwU I have ever heard as I opened the door and there he stood. A 6'5" black obelisk peering down at me. He followed with another bellowing "LET ME SQUEEZE YA MUSCLES LAD" with an Aldi back in tow. "GIZ A QUICK SQUEEZE LAD". I stood shaking, my door slowly shut behind me. I had nowhere to run.

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard penis push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.