KYAAAA!!!!! WATASHI WA CUTE MECCHA KAWAISUGIRU ANIME GYARU DESUNYA~!
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Go watch Fate loser~






Konnichiwa! (that's nihongo lol ) Umm.. Erm.... Etto.. I-I (don't blush!!!! she'll notice!) I just r-really like japanese cartoons~! (>人<) *BRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP!! fart sfx* *♥♥♥♥♥ on the floor* OMG(goodness)! I'm so freaking maji gomennasai!! This date was never supposed to go down like this!!! None of this is going according to keikaku!!! (Translator's note: keikaku means plan) I just aishiteru you so super much and now I hontouni messed this up! I promise I'm a really great guy once you get to kno- *glass breaks* Oh gosh this is going from yabad to worse! I'll get anata a towel to dry off right this instant just chotto a matte while I remove this broken glass from the equation ehe *pushes glasses up as sweat drops down from face* b-by the way you look super kawaii today miss~