Recent reviews by The wizard of piss

If someone tells you they've finished this game with no help of wiki or youtube, that person is either full of baloney, or they are straight up unemployed

Blender?More like another blunder by me

Ask Clang first what he thinks of your contraption, before wasting two hours on making it

"You're here to get to the bottom of the truth.I'm here to get to the bottom of another bottle.We are not the same"

For somebody who used to work in appalachian coal mines, the game is incredibly accurate

The whole game is about grinding and it's so inexplicably addictive that can take hundreds of hours of your life.So if you're pondering about whether to give it a try,then i'd defenetely say you shouldn't,unless you want to lose your sanity and constantly have self-loathing.

Lost to Ethiopia in a tutorial

Don't buy this game if you value a social life.

Senator Armstrong's "I Have a Dream" speech hits harder than Martin Luther King's.

Imagine that you,a hard working employee,willing to toil day in and day out to make it to the top, have recently landed on a new office job,so that on the first day to be backstabed by your co-worker and thrown away through the window.