Recent reviews by EverEnvious

What the f***... I promise I'll never do drugs again, Dad

If this game weren't about shooting down cartoonishly evil nazis I would never play it.

I took a huge hiatus because I wasn't loving the gameplay nor the story, but eventually I gave in and decided to give it another chance. I regret giving it another chance. I play one level, break a guy and his group out of jail, and while doing so one of the big bads shoots at the vehicle in front of me, killing everyone inside. Named characters were in that vehicle mind you. This guy I saved does not say a word, we drive off and he just says "you're more useful than i thought, you're a good guy to have on my team" No fast forward, no jump cut, this guy just saw his fellow inmates get gunned down by the then-presumed dead big bad 2 SECONDS AGO, and he says NOTHING about what just occurred. Who tf wrote this

Ignore my 0.6hr steam record, I played PG for years, starting in about 2013 and revisiting for a couple days here and there for years after. If you've read what any other old PG player has said then you know what I'm gonna say. This game is butt cheeks. Cubic Games era PG is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ P2W. Rilisoft era was better. You killed my childhood. Yadda Yadda Yadda. The usual gripes.

Cubic Games, you got balls of steel deciding to make an official PC port. Not that I applaud your continued existence. Just let the game die and please do something else with your company. You're just beating a dead horse at this point, long dead

Week 12:

After many dungeons and much time together, my good friend and trusty gunman Dismas has been taken from me. I have become inconsolable.

In our pursuit of the Necromancer's Apprentice, he became overburdened by the stress that the dungeon thrust upon him. Seemingly out of spite, the evils of the dungeon fixed upon him and only him. The rest of my party was able to flee, but not before they all bore witness to Dismas receiving two deathblows and ultimately dying of a heart attack. I was unable to bury him.

I left my friend behind in that dungeon, to those unholy creatures.

Wanna make a difficult bullet hell game? Awesome. Wanna make a typing game with a cool theme so it doesn't look like a ♥♥♥♥ microsoft program from the 90s? Also Cool. But for the love of all that is holy do not mix these concepts. I'm already trying to dodge lightning bolts and grenades coming from all directions, I don't have the necessary brain power to also perfectly type out the word "DEMILITARIZATION" with one hand. And you know what? If i ♥♥♥♥ up a word like "neutralize" because the dev spells it with a S at the end and not a Z, sure force me to type it with an S. Letting me continue where I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up is appreciated, but don't penalize me by sending me back a letter so I now have to type "I" again because my brain, being distracted by the ♥♥♥♥-all ♥♥♥♥ being lobbed my way, will think I just need to type "S" so then it'll count me wrong again and send me back another letter AGAIN. Either don't penalize me or just send me back to the beginning of the word, because this one-letter backtrack is obnoxious

Hangyu plushie when?

...I guess other merch too, but Hangyu is most important!

Can't wait to get my skin ripped off