Flareonator
Bartholomew "Jesse" Sampson
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
She/They or smth idk,,,,,,=^^_^^= Tolerate my persistent presence upon the internet I'm not leaving anytime soon <3
Floofy Dude. Basically my whole gig if ya dig.
Trying my darndest to be an uncontained creature of the night, a cryptid if you will, not shackled by rules

Idk what to tell ya oomfie, but u should just expect immense cwinge from me 99.8% of the time!
Call me Flare, or don't. It's an alias stolen from Pokemon, not a legal title ya goof bastard.

I WILL bite and WILL make u contract the werefomxy curse n purrchance rabies when provoked. You've been warned, twinks...

Anyways, Join me, or perish with the rest blehhhh
Flareonator on Discord

Government Registered Cannibal™ Flesh is my only sustenance >:3

Werefomxys don't gotta be fictional pieces of art my dudes, I'm very much real and residing somewhere inside your walls,,, @w@

If you've come here to bother me I'd prefer if you do it in a mildly sensually threatening tone pwetty pwease blehhhh k thx breastie!!!1!

anyways *paws at you* can I have a cigarette :o3





"Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change."

"Everyone I used to know
Says they don't know what I've become
But I'm still the same, not much has changed
I still know where I came from"

Ya I love preaching about the meaning behind lyrics, fight me
She/They or smth idk,,,,,,=^^_^^= Tolerate my persistent presence upon the internet I'm not leaving anytime soon <3
Floofy Dude. Basically my whole gig if ya dig.
Trying my darndest to be an uncontained creature of the night, a cryptid if you will, not shackled by rules

Idk what to tell ya oomfie, but u should just expect immense cwinge from me 99.8% of the time!
Call me Flare, or don't. It's an alias stolen from Pokemon, not a legal title ya goof bastard.

I WILL bite and WILL make u contract the werefomxy curse n purrchance rabies when provoked. You've been warned, twinks...

Anyways, Join me, or perish with the rest blehhhh
Flareonator on Discord

Government Registered Cannibal™ Flesh is my only sustenance >:3

Werefomxys don't gotta be fictional pieces of art my dudes, I'm very much real and residing somewhere inside your walls,,, @w@

If you've come here to bother me I'd prefer if you do it in a mildly sensually threatening tone pwetty pwease blehhhh k thx breastie!!!1!

anyways *paws at you* can I have a cigarette :o3





"Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change."

"Everyone I used to know
Says they don't know what I've become
But I'm still the same, not much has changed
I still know where I came from"

Ya I love preaching about the meaning behind lyrics, fight me
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Nov 28, 2025 @ 10:38pm 
eats the blueberries out of your hand :3c
Jul 18, 2025 @ 3:02am 
-rep WHHAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 27, 2025 @ 3:40pm 
+rep being freaky in the big 25 😭
Feb 19, 2025 @ 10:58am 
+rep is that ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pokesona...that's cringe......:fsad:
Feb 19, 2025 @ 8:27am 
asher i'm killing you
Feb 18, 2025 @ 11:42pm 
+rep tho flareon is wack ngl <3