+rep saved me from a burning building

it’s giving sabotage 😭. Every time I (13M) play Among Us, my family thinks they’re quirky little streamers or something.

Like my dad (49M) literally goes “I have to finish my tasks” while working. Sir… your only task is keeping that receding hairline in check 💀.

Then my mom (42F) goes, “your screen time is suspicious.” Ummm girl? Not you trying to act sus when you can’t even spell it 😌. Go play Candy Crush and stay in your lane, diva.

And don’t get me started on her coworker (28M, looking like a background NPC) who comes over to “check the vents.” Baby… you are not red, you are beige at best. Sit down 🙄.

Meanwhile, grandpa (69M) every Sunday is like, “back in the Navy my crewmates…” and then tears up. Like okay king, but this isn’t storytime, this is literally dinner. We are eating potatoes, not trauma 😭. New lobby when??

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If i could bang any of the coven members it would be potion master for sure. I would grab that silver haired slut and lynch her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so hard even Ret couldnt bring that ass back after i was done with it.I would destroy those painted lips like i was maf and those lips werejailer after all the tps were dead. I would make her ride me like town rides people who claim bg on the stand. I wouldn't use protectionI'd be so reckless with her, like visitng the guy who talked d1. Legit,I would eat her out like a starving Ethiopian child at an all-you-can-eat buffet. I would cream in her so much people would start calling her "frosted cake". I would split those cheeks so well Moses would compliment me on my ability to split things. I would bang potion masterso hard shed leave coven for me. I love potion master.

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It seems like the more I (13 M) play Amongus, the more my family tries to embaras me. The other day, I overheard my dad (49 M) say that he needed to "complete tasks" while working at home😯🤬 don't worry it gets worse. Then I hear my Mom (42 F) say that the amount of time I spend on my computer is "suspiscios." Ummm ok so (#1) ur too good to say "sus" 🤔 and (#2) u dont even play amogus??? 😂😂😂. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up 🙄🙄🙄 But then the worse part😑 every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS 😆 but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention 😯😅🤣