can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. Thank you for being you. I want you to be my soulmate.I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend I wnt to play video games talk in discord all night but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this if you dont love me then i wnt u to leave bc seeing ur icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Estou fazendo uma campanha de doação de órgãos! Então, não quer doar seu coração para mim?

Mais um ano, mais XP, boas festas meu amigo de longe um dos camaradas mais agradáveis para se ter em jogos. Fique bem e boas festas

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a PC and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a Switch controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL MEN: Dark Souls is not a real game. Elden Ring is not a real game. Path of Exile is not a real game. Terraria is not a real game. Monster Hunter is not a real game. PC games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once like Stardew Valley and The Sims.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

🐀♥️🐀

The first time I came across Malenia (and the 152 subsequent times) I was throbbing. Yeah. This isn’t the most unusual thing in the world, but I’m not used to having actual honest boners that aren’t just forced to give me my dopamine. The shock of this experience made it hard to focus and I died right away, but I took a few deep breaths and went back into her boss room, although the erection hadn’t calmed down yet. I actually managed to get to her second phase and used the cutscene as a way to take a break, but then it happened... her armor came off. That beautiful stomach, that flowing red hair... she was perfect. I felt something weird but I paid it no mind since I was already beyond myself and in awe, but when she approached me in her newly revealed form I shot it straight into my pants, hands free. I fell in love with her after this ordeal and she indeed has never known defeat against me, because I only go inside to let her beat me up