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After a good game in CS, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting over the next couple of months and became good friends. We shared lots of banter and lots of good CS and most importantly… true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party and he said that he was coming. I was so excited to meet him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I felt his hard D1111ck pressing against my leg. I punched him then one tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Do not trust this guy.
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