I met him before my wife was pregnant with a set of twins. She still remembers how this creep added her one day in CSGO casual servers. He promised my wife that he will gift her AK Vulcan if she allowed him to practice his premature shots in her lower tunnels. After several attempts and dry peeks, he managed to control his recoil and shot a laser spray, resulting in my wife's pregnancy. We never received AK Vulcan and he disappeared, after leaving my wife field-tested.

Wishing you a prosperous 2026. Wealth coming in & health going strong.

goated goaty goat

Da AmaIZIng COLLeCT0R !

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nice collection bro!