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25.3 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
Honestly one of the best games I've ever played
you know its good when it gets you in the feels but not for sad reasons.
Posted November 29, 2022.
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23.9 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
Honestly one of the best games I've ever played, it never ceases to make me smile and even just reading the name gives me a cheeky grin, just play it! It's got a certain unique, happy fluffiness that no other game can provide.

Plus, who wouldn't want to be a naked cosmonaught saving the universe?
Posted November 22, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
29.5 hrs on record (27.1 hrs at review time)
I had high expectations from this game, unfortunately it barely ran on my pc, crashed frequently and didn't include anything we were promised.

We were promised so much and given none of it, it basically false advertising, claiming your game has something when it doesn't.
We were told there would be multiplayer by Sean himself, only to find out he was lying the entire time.

I feel scammed.
Posted October 24, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
257.2 hrs on record (14.8 hrs at review time)
This is a game where you are a Kirby who brutally murders other Kirbies to death with Hammers, Guns, Grenade Launchers, Lasers and even Katanas.

This is one of those games which is super easy to understand, yet is very hard to master as I am constantly learning new tricks, maneuvers and ways to play.

Pros:
- Runs well on lower end PC's
- Runs ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gloriously on my computer, at its worst I get 500 fps... So you will have no problems running it.
- Cute art style and characters.
- Fun to play.
- Does not take up much space on your storage drive.
- Very casual game.
- Tonnes of fun mods on the internet.
- Good Community.
- winning requires skill, there is absolutely no pay to win in this game.
- Open-Source
- Grappling hook mechanics are SO FUN!

Cons:
- Hacks, there are way to many Aimbots / Spinbots out there, and it really does ruin the game and enjoyment of the game.
- Addictive.
- Hard to host your own server.

I would really reccomend this game to most people as it is really easy to learn how to play and is a good bit of fun.

10/10 Would play again
Posted February 18, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
2,142.3 hrs on record (195.9 hrs at review time)
NanoSlime_ ~ ∞/10
this game is.. well AMAZING! its a free MMO Sandbox like no other, it has lots of Mine craft like elements but don't get me wrong THIS IS NOT MINE CRAFT, you start of with virtually nothing and slowly with a little time and effort you can get literally anything, with most free games there are usually items that are only accessible with money, but with Cubic Castles you don't get that however you can get yourself lots of the virtual in game money with real money your too lazy.

In all i See this as an amazing game with a Huge community built around it and so much creativity, and i would advise this game to EVERYONE!
but beware of thieves and scammers!
Posted November 11, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.3 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
i like cheese
not only do i like cheese i like GOOD cheese
i think that this game is FANTASTIC cheese
so i think that this game is better than stilton
YAY CHEESY HEXAGONS!!!!!
Posted April 1, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
25.6 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
fun
Posted December 4, 2013.
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