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7 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game is awful. I don't mind the controls. I like that the gunplay is brutal and unfair. What I hate are the bugs.

My grenades stop midair and then hang there on nothing until they explode. A bizarre glitch where I get downed and now my camera is tuck in my elbow, I have to aim down sights to turn, and when I fire, the round goes into the bottom left corner of my screen. My character stopping mid-jump to just fall into a pit and die.

This is unacceptable. I want to like this game. I love the atmosphere. I love the design of the environments and enemies. But I don't get to experience any of it when my game bugs out every single raid.
Posted December 23, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
877.2 hrs on record (858.8 hrs at review time)
I love this game, and I've been playing for nearly a decade, maybe longer. I plan to play it until I can't play games anymore.

By that point, I hope I'm at least competent at the game.
Posted November 25, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
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37.1 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Sorry, Liberals. While you were attending Sundance Film Festival and reenacting episode 3 of the Last of Us, I was preparing for The End.
Now that your venti vanilla bean kiwi starfruit espressos are gone, you come crawling to me begging to be saved, but you're already doomed.
You made your fate when you voted for Bernie. Do you feel "The Bern" now, Liberal? That the heat of the RED SUN you unleashed when you put a commie in charge of these great United States of America.
You had your chance, and you squandered it.

...but I saw this coming. I set aside my Avocado Toast and White Claw, and I began to prepare. They, you, called me crazy. But it was the world, YOUR WORLD, that was crazy.
I chose to fight back. I wasn't some sheep that was going to wait for the Wolf to come. No, I became the wolf. uwu I pulled myself up by my programmer socks, just like my forefathers before me, and I stood ready.

I took the hard path.
I took The Long Drive.
Posted June 14, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
76.4 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
After the first beta, I was very concerned due to the extremely frequent disconnects I was facing. The game is far more stable now. There are some rebalancing things I'd like to see, but I'm very happy with it's current state.

Now give us a Adeptus Mechanicus character!
Posted November 24, 2022.
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47.8 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Currently not at all happy with how the free multiplayer is being run. The game-pass monetization scheme is one of the reasons why I dislike CoD games. If you are going to charge full price ($60) for the main campaign, why are we expected to pay an additional fee ($10) every season to get access to all the unlockables? It's very disappointing to see it in Halo now. Also, Weapon sfx are very weak.

Gameplay is fun and responsive, I look forward to the Main Campaign.
Posted November 26, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.7 hrs on record
Full of racist stereotypes and garbage level humor/dialogue. This game is trash.
Posted May 4, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
56.6 hrs on record (34.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
TaleSpire is a fantastic asset for any Table Top RPG group to have. Content such as figures, terrain, and buildings have been constantly added through content updates, and in the future you will be able to create your own figures, terrain, buildings, and props through a program called TaleWeaver, which will be added for free when it is done.

Bouncyrock really care about the quality of their product, and their free content DLCs have proven time and time again that they aren't looking for a cash-grab DLC spam model. They legitimately care about this game.

Join the Official discord @ discord.com/invite/talespire
There is a wonderful community of people there sharing their creations and helping new users to learn how to play the game. Also, it's a great way to communicate with the devs directly!
Posted April 14, 2021. Last edited April 14, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
I want Æshleigh to crush my head between her thighs like a melon. I want her to juice my skull with her powerful legs. I want her to compress the carbon of my brain into a diamond that she will wear to remind her of our love.

But not as much as I want the delicious taste of a $5 Fill-Up.
Posted September 24, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
58.6 hrs on record (44.0 hrs at review time)
This game is basically free money right now. I love it and I loved it before it gave me free money.
Posted June 30, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
628.2 hrs on record (47.7 hrs at review time)
This is a great game. Buy it now.
Posted November 24, 2018. Last edited November 30, 2020.
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