-rep dont trust this man. went for lunch one day, next thing i remember waking up in the morning with my toes all slimy and aa mysterious odor in my room...

+rep Trust this man. He stayed at my house for 9 days over last Christmas and let me suck his abnormally large big toes. #bucketlist

-rep dont trust this man. I went to sleep around him, and I woke up the opposite gender, plus I'm missing one of my kidneys..

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You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and l can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.