is actually the smelly one

I wake up in the morning and I just slap my big fat gassy belly, and I just fart all over the place. Like, that's all I do. Like I'm really just so gassy and fat, and like that's really all I do now a days. Like I wake up, from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep, I just fart like crazy, like just farting all day. Like sometimes I'll just ♥♥♥♥ myself. It's really bad. Like, it's really, really bad. Like, I don't know why either! It's like, maybe it's my diet, maybe it's like- I JUST ♥♥♥♥. I just ♥♥♥♥ myself. In my pants. In my bed. All over the place.

man whose decision was it to give me a butthole, 'cause lord knows i ain't gonna wipe that mf man. i'm finna get up right now, no wipe. dirty, dirty, dirty. i ain't- i ain't wipin' nothing man. nun'. i be walking around straight puddin' in my drawls, puddin' puddin' in my drawls, yuh. already know how i'm rockin' already know how I'm comin'. Mixtape droppin' on the 4th, 15th, yuh, know what i'm sayin. 1st and the 5th know what i'm sayin.

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