Yes, always tip the stylist 15%.

I understand that you've never won a game of 'beat the cookie' at University yet. Is it because you enjoy the extra protein?

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT* Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF* Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP* *snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff*...oh yes my dear....*sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....*sssssssnniff*...eggs I smell?......*sniff sniff*....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....*sniff*....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....*ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff*....ah yes...and also....a hint of....*sniff*....cheese.....quite wet my dear....*sniff*...but of yes...this will do nicely....*sniff*.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

You are worst Brit. You are the Brit tyrant you are the brit despot. Return to your precious islands. To our tory cousins you my be in our country… but soon leave! AHAHAHAHAHA, Britain we will never forgive you. Redcoat scum. *cough* tory *cough* rascal Anglo stink Britain pish posh.. 1776 best year of my life. Take a bath of dead redcoat. AHAHAHA British Empire we will get you!! do not forget Boston Massacre. Hessia we kill you in your sleep… Hessians return to your precious Germany… hahahahaha idiot Brit and Hessian smell so bad..wow I can smell it.

REMOVE CRUMPET FROM THE PREMISES. You will get caught. USA+France+Poland+Spain+Prussia=Kill Britbong…you will Boston Tea Party/ Ben Franklin alive in America, Franklin making comic of America. Snake join comic America. We are strong and have unity now hahahahahaha because of Franklin…you are poor stink Redcoat… you live in a cabin hahahaha you live in the barracks.