In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

I eat a bowl of cereal every morning and at the start of the week I pour a bowl of cereal the ordinary way. However, unlike most people(probably) I eat my cereal with a fork. Why? You may ask. It’s so I can save my milk because when I’m done eating my cereal I put the milk back in the fridge. Then I take that bowl of milk out again the next day for my cereal and repeat. At the end of the week I finally indulge myself in drinking my bowl of milk all at one. It is a real treat, a real delicacy. It’s like a flashback to all the cereal I ate that week with such a unique tangy robust flavor. The next week I start with a new bowl of milk. Monday’s are the worst because my milk tastes normal and fridays are the best because I’m allowed to drink my wonderful concoction. It’s a different experience every time. Truly magical.

finger in my ass update #12: Can now fit whole hand, thanks for the advice hot ♥♥♥♥!

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what the hell, rogers

Merry Christmas!
I start with you. ....Dear Satan, the slutty woman reading this is a fat ♥♥♥♥♥ who is a ♥♥♥ dumpster. Please help her live life to the fullest and teach her not to be such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slut! Now, you're on the clock. In 9 minutes nothing will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ happen at all. Please share this with 15 girls you think are sluts. Remember,only for ladies. If I don't get this back Im obviously not a fat ♥♥♥♥♥. Once you read this, you have to send it to 15. . It's not that hard. Whoever sent this to you must think you're a fat ♥♥♥♥♥. Don't know how to send it? Lol. Just hold your finger on it and it should say forward

PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other profiles. THIS IS TRUE Post 10 times and win a free iPad!

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other profiles i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!

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BISHOP QUOTE OF THE WEEK!

Cameron.: whats ceding romprehension
Bishop: HI
Bishop: I'M BISHOP
Bishop: I HAVE ♥♥♥♥ READING COMPREHENSION
Bishop: I ALSO
Bishop: KNOW NOTHING
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Get some more games dammit!

hello

DOnt corect me grammer!?

this guy? yeah i know him

Dammit, get that video card already!

i'll kill u cameron

BISHOP QUOTE OF THE WEEK!

Cameron.: whats ceding romprehension
Bishop: HI
Bishop: I'M BISHOP
Bishop: I HAVE ♥♥♥♥ READING COMPREHENSION
Bishop: I ALSO
Bishop: KNOW NOTHING
!!!!!!!

its a shame no one posts here because you're really well spoken for someone of 13 years, shame about your early bed time.

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