the simiwawities (≧◡≦) human d-devewopment of mankind ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ ) the s-simawawities of boobs and butts. back when w-we wawked on all f-fouws there was a thing wight in f-fwont o-of u-us, a butt. then fwom the time mankind stawted wawking on two wegs mmm.. w-we stopped having butts sticking in ouw faces all the time (≧◡≦) a-and in theiw pwace boobs appeawed wight in ouw faces. w-women g-gwew wawgew bweasts to take the pwace of buttocks. t-the o-owiginaw s-souwce o-of wife i-is the b-buttocks xD b-boobs are j-just a substitute. boobs are nothing more than a pale imitation of the b-buttocks (* ^ ω ^) if you asked w-wouwd you wather have the copy o-ow t-the owiginaw,i wouwd take the owiginaw! hips and boi ♥♥♥♥♥ indicate fewtiwity *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ boobs jut out fowwawd due to t-the pwocess o-of evowution, k-keeping buttocks f-fawther back a-and the weaw hidden *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ this is why i am an boi ♥♥♥♥♥ man!

Smells like corn.

I'm going to find you, and kill you.

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