Reviews about me by my friends

RECOMMENDED by Martin <3
poggers goblin

RECOMMENDED by Damian
Colossal YES

RECOMMENDED by Dizzy
she is forcing me to buy silent hill 2

RECOMMENDED by Somboop
nice

RECOMMENDED by Rave
epic bing chilling

RECOMMENDED by Mia
Best at dragging you into fandoms you never considered getting interested in 10/10

RECOMMENDED by Hayden
i want to have sex with garfield

RECOMMENDED by Baguette
The game keeps crashing when I try to play it

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My friends out of context <3

"Warhammer 40k is NOT My Chemical Romance. Stop it." - Dad, 2017

"When I want to see 2 naked men hugging, I watch porn and not this." - Leopold_memse, 2017

"Destroy all russian flags in the library. aaaaaaaaa." - Dad, 2018

"This list is the greatest thing of all time." - Sam, 2018

"Wow, my daughter thinks I'm a heterosexual..." - Rave, 2019

Rave: *wants to send becca a message on steam*
Rave: Becca can I steam you?

Somboop: *makes wind noises*
"Are you the Fortnite Storm?"

"I'm rubbing my belly with my mouse..." - Somboop, 2019

"It always comes back to the fisting gif..." - Somboop, 2020

"I am the Robin Hood of nudes." - Tom, 2020

"I wanna wrestle with Jimmy. He wants to come out of my ass. Is that what you're gonna write? This is really cursed." - Dad, 2020

"I'm gonna try to get cancer. Is there a cancer challenge?" - Somboop, 2021

"Pyramid Head...very good if you're into shapes." - David, 2022

"you don't know how beards work, i don't know how tampons work. we are not the same." - Damian, 2022



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