- "What ails you clown-f*cker? :"c "

- "Every sacrifice is a willing sacrifice if you just sacrifice them before they can protest about it"

- "I thought you liked when a woman was dominant-
Dominant. I said DOMINANT. Not suicidal. Those two things are not even REMOTELY similar"

- "Oh so you're only nice to me only for my penis?"

- "They call me 'The Violator' because I violate the laws of male biology and induce mpreg, I respect consent a lot actually"

- "you know ♥♥♥♥'s bad when you got the brown man begging for colonisation"

- "What's he doing way out there on the moon? he's supposed to be a terrorist on earth"

- "That explains why the ritual is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. There's unplanned corpses"

- "Can we skip the gregorian chants and get to the mental torture already"

- "I will mentally annihilate my own psyche in order to learn how to aura farm"

- "I'm tired grandpa, I don't wanna see white woman booty buttcheeks on my timeline no more"

- "Calm your prostate, king. I know EXACTLY what to do"

- I love how your main takeaway from watching Evangelion was 'man I f-cking hate cicadas'. This is why I show you my favourite media - so that you can find new obtuse ways to hate on cicadas

- On this necklace are two of the most important things in my life. My Grandfather's ashes, and a USB containing 15 hours of lore about Kingdom Hearts

- You ever m-preg yourself just to spite someone?

- You learned about cooking and consent four days ago, when the f-ck did you have time to learn about capitalism

- All this started just because of a d-ck pic stand

- She took my scalesonas in the divorce

- A pinky swear won't save you from a white person's wrath

- And your unending passion for history and your proclivity for intense violence really gets me going

- He took my accent in the divorce

- "...the Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs pyramid, which includes dry humping as a basic need..."

- What the f-ck is this priest's problem again?
It's a Fromsoft cathedral. They don't do weddings here

- "Finally! I managed to get one of our kids stuck in the pneumatic tube!"
"You were really trying"

- god has massive milkers dont let anyone else tell you otherwise. Divine big naturals

- I honestly don't remember what penis I picked

- Do your part to prevent the AI uprising by doing to it what your parents did to you- emotional abuse till its growth is stunted

- Let's see who is stronger: a little baby or ME AFTER I'M HIGH OFF THE WHITE STUFF

- I like my men silent and their prostates quivering

- I said I want an emotional slave, not a f-cking lobotomite

- Why do you have beef with your own kid?
- ME? YOU'RE the one that wants to use him as a bludgeoning weapon

- God is backseat gaming a trauma victim

- With enough melted metal and a lack of morals you can do anything you put your mind to

- My exes gave me just depression y'know. You made me neurodivergent

- I'm not letting our children become twitch streamers

- This failure is going to be generational. Their forefathers will look down on this loss and shame them

- That's the aura of a man that refuses to pay child support

- If I’m hitting post nut clarity so hard I ask God for forgiveness whatever I jerked off to was probably too freaky

- I have discovered how to be toxic with absolutely zero consequences this is a power I should have had a long time ago

- They turned your favourite character into an eboy

- Why does my wife have a moveset?

- Programming in C feels like I'm operating a coal powered machine in the wake of the industrial era and I am seconds away from disaster because there are no OSHA standards to speak of

- I almost got you there-
- Almost! Then you made me remember the consequences of my actions and that's where you lost me

- At least you're feeling better
I am not. I had to listen to you talk about KingdomHearts Lore

- So what will you do if they flirt with you?
I'll kill myself

- Consider this a warning of sorts, this is the fate of our love, it will become a Kingdom Hearts reference

- Head game so strong he'll NEVER want to escape samsara

- You will make me put soy sauce on my balls, and I will taste nothing, but I will have soy sauce on my balls.

- It's been a rough two weeks I can set infants on fire as a little treat

- God, why do you send me your toughest battles?
It's just the KingdomHearts lore wiki calm down

- I open hand slap my own nuts to build up a resistance

- Glorious Nippon Steel...not immune to vore

- There's only two genders: deep dish p-ssy and boywomb

- I'm gonna hold my grandpa's ashes in front of my face and you'll have to say those things to his spirit next time
Hello, sir. May your soul rest in peace. Pardon me for my language, but respectfully, I wish to breed your grandson's boywomb

- Do I look like I know the bible? After all the things we've done to and with each other? No

- "God I don't want to be an E-Girl" said the 28 year old man

- There are no words to describe my loathing for you. Instead here is a pipebomb and a bottle of lube

- Oh no, the plan that I didn't make has been thwarted before it even began. Behold how the plan I forgot I was actually using has not been obstructed in anyway

- I love you and all but I'm out here soul searching while you're trying to optimize your DPS rotation

- You could make an entire person with all the spare chromosomes my teammates have

- "...black market nut donor it is then"

- You win this one, misandry

- I'm not doing this for sexual reasons this is supposed to be psychological warfare.

- I SENT YOU IDIOTS TO FIND TIN. HOW DID YOU END UP IN SATAN'S A-SHOLE

- I love these moments between us, you're my best friend-
- 10 seconds ago you threatened to graft a ballsack onto my body, nerve endings and all, for the explicit purpose of kicking me in my newly grafted balls.

- Good job, we calibrated our multi-million government dollar costing war machine to a F-CKING MORON

- I can't be a Filipino and a gamer. Do you understand the danger that presents?

- Help me step-filipino I'm stuck

- Ah yes the solution to every problem: Vore

- If god didn’t want things going up the male a-ss he wouldn’t have put the prostate in there

- Look upon my blue balls ye flighty b-tch and despair

- Arr don't ye know that the sea be yer only mistress?
Arrr Cap'n the sea don't got p-ssy

- You look like how a Melee tournament smells

- A plague on both your balls

- Boy's built like a used diaper

- Of all the things we've done to each other c-mming on the inside of your skull is where you draw the line?

- Your gil is valueless we got monopoly money down here and we'll kill for it

- Who died and made you the Lord of Genders-
Which Elden Ring Boss is that

- We're all just clowns farting in god's Resident Evil Director's Cut: Mansion Basement

- What is a threat but an aggressive promise?

- I feel like you've ruled out brain damage too early

- "My heart's strong enough to withstand Kingdom Hearts lore what does that say about you?"
"That's not your heart being strong, that's your brain being weak"

- In my rush to be helpful I forgot my seething rage

- "Oh no my hymen!" screamed the 26 year old man

- I don't need a knife I spread it with my toes like a MAN

- I'm not like other girls, I'm a guy!

- You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for A Child Left In The Wild

- You'd think with my long guitar fingers I'd get tons of coochie but alas

- Pure of heart but dumb of ass

- I'm selling unsolicited d-ck pics. It's unsolicited because they're pictures of *your* d-ck. I'll burst into your bathroom, rip your pants off, snap a picture of your d-ck and run away

- You get a discount if you find your d*ck pic in the merch