Some of my favorite Quake Guy quotes:

"Quake on!"
"I just Quaked in my shorts..."
"Oh yeah Quake it, baby!"
"Name's Guy, Quake Guy."
"Early bird gets the Quake."
"I Quake women!"
"When you get to hell, tell them Quake Guy sent ya!"
"I'm not Quaked in here with you... You're Quaked in here with me!"
"Time to Quake up my local middle school."
"To Quake or not to Quake, that's is The Quake 1996 Video Game By id Software."
"My balls, your Quake!"
"When the nice guy loses his patiance the devil Quakes..."
"Damn girl, do you Quake with that ass?"
"Quake to the king, baby!"
"Time to Quake some minorities."
"Hmm, I don't have time to Quake with myself."
"Jet fuel can't Quake steel beams."
"Hmm, that's one Quaked space marine."
"I'm lookin' absolutely Quaked."
"I ain't afraid of no Quake."
"Quake goes the weasel!"
"I can't Quake it any longer, please stop the Quake."
"Let's Quake."
"Life is pain, I Quake."

Quake outta 10.