This guy tried to touch me in fourth grade. He stopped once he realized I had a raging boner

Listen up you sniveling, limp-wristed, pathetic stain. You’re a worthless simp who cries in the dark jerking off to Agent Schitt’s profile pics like the drooling fanboy you are. Every time you open that gaping yap, the whole internet gets dumber and more annoying. You're so gross that Agent Schitt wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot strapon. You're a slack-jawed mouth-breather who couldn’t get a date with a fistful of hundreds and a new personality. Your entire existence is a waste. Every breath you take is stolen from someone who might actually matter instead of being a greasy, pimple-faced incel troll begging for Agent Schitt’s scrap. Crawl back into whatever hole you oozed from, you repulsive degenerate. Nobody wants your creepy presence around, especially Agent Schitt, who probably retches at the thought of you in the same state. Stay mad, you pathetic, Agent-Schitt-obsessed idiot.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, (I really wanted to tell you that) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool fps game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on Kik we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

This guy would get sucked off by a twink then go home to watch his wife cuck him with a big brolic black man.

This guy inhaled a meat stack for 20 bucks, true story.

This guy thought it would be a great idea to tongue kiss aynis. Now he's got pink eye