"I would not harm thee for all the world, friend, but thou art standing where I am about to shoot."
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Mayor Poopenmeyer: Not at all, Scoop. Not after it's hauled off to the Third World by an expendable team of minimum-wage nobodies.
Professor Farnsworth: Good news, nobodies!

Professor Farnsworth: If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse, expelling the entire worm society.
Hermes Conrad: But what about the worms in the other parts of his body?
Professor Farnsworth: Listen, this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.

Professor Farnsworth: [screaming] Oh, Lordy Lou! Help! Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys, do something! Help! Satan, you owe me!

Professor Farnsworth: Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be...

Professor: Good news everyone! Remember when you asked to see my family tree?
Everyone: No.
Professor: Ta-da!

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges! Wait, that's not good news at all.

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On a personal note, I am an Eastern Catholic (=Uniate) Christian and Libertarian supporting Ron Paul. Deal with it.