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Recent reviews by Polythreme

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1 person found this review helpful
86.9 hrs on record (31.1 hrs at review time)
tall hat ✓
jawbreakers ✓
funky beats ✓
check this ✓
Posted July 6, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
6.9 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
i can't stop falling
Posted November 22, 2015.
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12 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
17.5 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
rats with railguns
Posted June 29, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
98.4 hrs on record (95.5 hrs at review time)
fish can roll :v
Posted May 16, 2015. Last edited November 25, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
91.4 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
- A dancing monkey jumped on my face and then a dancing dragon killed me.
- A dancing skeleton with a shield hit me, so I ran away straight into a dancing armadillo that killed me.
- I stepped on a jump-pad while dancing and it threw me straight into a dancing mushroom. It killed me.
- I found a chest that could have a cool sword to help me kill more dancing enemies. It started dancing and killed me.
- I bought a cool new shovel to help me find secrets. I dig into a wall and it starts dancing. It killed me.
- I find something that's not actually dancing. It's a statue. I attack it. I'm teleported into a small room full of dancing dragons. They all kill me.


10/10 would dance again
Posted July 30, 2014. Last edited July 30, 2014.
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