CrunchyToast
Griesheim, Hessen, Germany
Is anybody really reading this ? If so, congratulations, you stumbled upon the best Profile in the whole Steam Universe. Not that theres anything great or interesting about it, but it surely is a nice feeling to know, that you managed to find the best one, isnt it ? Glad I could make your day and A WINNAR IZ JOO :O
Is anybody really reading this ? If so, congratulations, you stumbled upon the best Profile in the whole Steam Universe. Not that theres anything great or interesting about it, but it surely is a nice feeling to know, that you managed to find the best one, isnt it ? Glad I could make your day and A WINNAR IZ JOO :O
Currently In-Game
Rocket League
This is my useful custom info box
And it's filled with delicious custom info for your reading pleasure...enjoy.
Salien Stats
Level Reached
6
Bosses Fought
1

Experience Earned
32,190
Screenshot Showcase
Faceplant....OF DEATH !
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Favorite Game
261
Hours played
91
Achievements
Favorite Game
96
Hours played
40
Achievements
Review Showcase
3.3 Hours played
You know your computer hates you when you don't get Error 1015 and actually can play this :l
Awards Showcase
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Awards Received
0
Awards Given
Screenshot Showcase
Tough guys ask tough questions :o
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Dude....
A second custom info box...think of the possibilities....wow...

UPDATE FROM 08-08-2024 : I added even more showcases to clutter enhance my profile exponentially...Actually, I figured why not write some additional text in this box too ? That's why there is more text now, pretty cool, huh ? Maybe I'll even start doing a fancy daily message to surprise daily visitors with astounding garbage lies new info never ever heard before anywhere, which will both please and reward the common folk out there who have chosen my profile over all the others..Well...maybe not a daily thing...maybe weekly......uhh...already sounds like too much work...I REGRET EVERYTHING ! But will still keep this here to fill more space....and maybe I will revisit this info box one day and remember what I once promised and quickly abandoned...First steps towards my career in politics :O

UPDATE FROM 12-11-2024 : Haha, hey, remember the promise I made for you ? Here it is, dude, drink it all in, coz it ain't gonna get any better than this..America has voted Orange Man as their new leader and we're looking hopeful into a nationalist and secure future for us and our children, who are hopefully not foreigners, haha..foreigners...dirty bunch of foreign ppl..Wait, I am not even American...oh well, gotta bark with the sharks and howl with the owls, otherwise you'll get deported :O
In other news, I also wanted to see how much actual text you can put into this box..surely there's gonna be a 1000 letter limit like on any other of their text boxes to restrict my freedom of speech, let us all hope Elon Musk will soon acquire Valve and will let me write as much nonsense as he pleases and maybe even sells me a few blue checkmarks in the process :p
You might also have noticed that my presence on Steam has somewhat decreased, but worry not, it is not related to work or social life or other dangerous occupations. "Why is it then ?", I hear you ask, you one person that actually either has read up to this point or have the care to ask the question and the simple answer is not as simple as it appears, so I can not give you a simple answer but a rather long sentence with zero actual information..Still, if there is a text limit, I will probably have to rotate messages here, so read em while you can :o
Then again I already am at 2285 characters, maybe there is no limit after all ? That would be crazy, CRAZY ! Think of all the things I can write here, finally outsourcing my blog, which you know nothing about because it is deeply hidden on the internets and if you have found it, congratulations, it really is an awesome blog, I agree..All my 13 bot subscribers would tell you the same thing if they were programmed to do so :o

UPDATE FROM 28-11-2024 : A quick check told me that the character limit is actually 8000, which seems like a lot but we will see how much a lot really is worth in the wrong neighbourhood... Gotta say though, mighty generous of them to give you enough space for this much text, in the end nobody will even notice, because it is at the bottom of the profile, but maybe that's for the best. Heck, even I do not remember what I put here before and god forbid will never read it again to remind me, just too much of it already and my brain is stressed out as it is with all the typing of the letters..Yes, it isn't the brain doing the work, I know, but you know what I mean...the brain probably has already checked out a month ago, so hang in there :o

UPDATE FROM APRIL : Woooowwww April already and I forgot everything about this, that's so weird.. But here's some more text for you, after all we do not want anyone to get bored around here with Easter coming up and all.
This is really just like the Blog but in a more condensed form and without the excuse of me forgetting my password on a regular basis..As you can see, I am still busy playing fantastic games and sometimes Rocket League, a game I will eventually excel in and rise to the rank of absolute e-sports professional, but I need 50000 more hours first to learn how to actually get off the ground. Until then, don't forget to sell and rebuy your stocks on a daily basis to also be able to become a maniacal crazyman with lots of cash but no common sense.

UPDATE FROM MAY : Or maybe not :l

UPDATE FROM....DECEMBER ? : Is it december already ? Man, look at the time..this was clearly worth the effort of being advertised as the cool new info box that will be regularly updated by moi and read by toi..Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of us, even the non Christians, who don't wanna know about the good ♥♥♥♥, but we still engulf em with it :o

UPDATE FROM...WORLD CUP !!! : It is the World Cup, now you know...you can't prove when I added this, so let's pretend I was on time...as I clearly was...I am always on time :o

UPDATE FROM... AFTER THE WORLD CUP AND STILL DURING THE WORST TIMES OF OUR LIVES : Spain won the World Cup against the unsporting, ungentlemannly and unmannered Argentinians, who can now proceed to punch and kick each other in their league games again. Rain is also not a real thing, it is fake news introduced by corrupt weather reports to make us believe there is some other weather than constant sunshine...Remember when they told us "snow" exists ? Silly :o
Recent Activity
2,303 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
37 hrs on record
last played on Oct 9
33 hrs on record
last played on Oct 4
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hi, i want dat 196 duck :0
May 29 @ 10:32pm 
sent offer
Mar 26 @ 4:31pm 
offer sent
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