I was walking down the condiment aisle in walmart and saw you yesterday. Your greasy hair and long finger nails caught my eye. I saw that you were trying to hide 7 mayo jars under your massive stomach. I just came here to try and warn you about your eating habits. It will catch up to you one day and you need to change now.

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