My girlfriend has chosen a nickname, out of nowhere, for my ♥♥♥♥♥. She has chosen, for some god forsaken reason, to call it 'princess little piddles'. I have no idea where she got this name but it's not the most manly nickname, and honestly, I don't even have a nickname for it so why should she?? Every time she calls it by her nickname, I feel ashamed!

Am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for making her stop calling it that? Or should I just let her keep it up? I'm afraid this waking nightmare may never end.

UPDATE: I spoke with my girlfriend regarding this nickname fiasco. She informed me that it was not the princess that was little, it was the piddles that were little. That didn't make me feel much better tho.
I offered another nickname, per another user, "princess big and long piddles" but she said that was a mouthful. We compromised on allowing me to pick a nickname for her ♥♥♥♥♥. Thanks everyone.

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SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay
Off the wake up, I'm feelin' my best
Big things 'bout to happen today (Like)
I bend over, I do my lil' stretch
I woke up feelin' a brand new way (Like)
Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch
Facin' the world in a brand new way (Like)
Feel like that fish, so I'm pumpin' my chest
SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay
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SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)
SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)
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