Hope your toilet seat is still warm even now.

Awfully strange & disconcerting profile picture. Reported to Valve.

I hope your toilet seat's warm too.

hope that toilet seat's still warm

Almost two years later, still the same.

I hope whenever you go sit on a toilet seat it's warm. I hope you wake up with sore throats. I hope your washing machine makes your clothes smell like mildew. I hope your hands are always clammy.