1) The first rule of Fight Club: do not talk about Fight Club.

2) The second rule of Fight Club: do not talk about Fight Club anywhere.

3) The third rule of Fight Club: if a fighter yells 'stop,' is out of breath, or passes out — the fight is over.

4) Fourth: only two people fight at a time.

5) Fifth: one fight per night, friends.

6) Sixth: take off your shoes and shirts.

7) Seventh: the fight goes on as long as it needs to.

8) Eighth and last: whoever comes to the club for the first time must fight.