when you actually think about the name of this game, you can never enjoy it again

there comes a point where the fat kid dodging bullets becomes too much like preschool, except this time you're the fat kid

i havent used the arrow keys like this in a very long time.. feels good to be back

brings a whole new meaning to drug lord

You play a robot dog in a dusty world full of pipes.. its basically like dog walking in Saudi Arabia

for some reason bacon is assigned to the letter m

one of those games that takes longer to download and load than it does for you to realise that this is for people with higher iqs than you

The game doesn't go full screen properly and has an option to control a hot air balloon with your voice. My neighbours house is now worth nothing :'(

SEE GABEN? SOME POP CULTURE COMPANIES ACTUALLY DO RELEASE GAMES ON A REGULAR BASIS

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