Party

There has to be some equation for how good a party was. This has probably been on a website before. If someone would be so kind as to give me a link, it'd be appreciated. However, these numbers should be involved in the equation...

Articles of clothing left behind

Body shots done

People who removed clothing

Pieces of furniture that got moved

People who passed out

Empty bottles

Time from when the party began to when the last guest left

People who hooked up

Facebook posts about the party