subject: And the never-ending quest for SPORKS
mood:

mischievous

mood:

complacent

lizard: *throws rocks*
lizard: *real rocks*
lizard: *runs out of rocks*
rator: *blows up lizard*
lizard: *throws cotton balls*
lizard: *finds this isn't as affective*
lizard: *paints cotton balls black*
rator: *YOU CANT THROW ANYTHING AT ME WHEN I BLEW YOU UP DUHFACE*
lizard: *throws those*
lizard: *still finds this isnt effective*
lizard: *paints happy faces on black cotton balls*
rator: did you NOT see my a/m
lizard: *doesn't go by the law of silly "a/m's"*
lizard: *makes a hat out of bus tickets*
lizard: *puts hat on one of the cotton balls*
lizard: *makes a family of happy cotton balls*

I don't think we gave Rator a big enough role for this episode. She should demand a bigger part for next episode and threaten to quit if she doesn't get one.

Lizard takes Daddy and hops into a hole. There she sees …

Rator: What hole?

Lizard: Good question, but more importantly, who’s naked in it?

Rator: *Starts choking on hair ball*

Lizard: Dude! Stop choking and answer the question!

Rator: *Stops choking* Uhm…. Sam?

Lizard: BRILLIANCE! Sam! Why, oh why are you naked in this hole?

Sam: What hole?

To be continued…

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While Lizard was busy "driving" *cough*
*choke*
*die*
AHEM
as I was saying...

While Lizard was busy not having a pool and having a lack of driving skills (or common sense), Rator (flailing around through the sun roof) notices Shelby and Scotch-Tape groping each other on top of a fire hydrant.

This of course provokes THE DUKE! to come and try to cause trouble. Now boys and girls, citizens already have a nice fun time easily causing trouble for themselves, we don't need an arch-nemesis psycho who thinks he's a pilot trying to come and water down a building because he think it's dirty from all the heterosexual sex going on around there.

Not that Lizard would disagree *cough*

Lizard: Did you say something, Rator?

Rator: I don't know what you're talking about.

In any event, THE DUKE! does feel the need to wash away all the heterosexuals and so he throws a rock at the hydrant and
SWISH!
All the water is immediately forced out of the hydrant, causing the two child-porn-stars to fly up in the air.

Lizard: Oh no! We can't run this car into THE DUKE! because I am distracted by the sex that's flying up in the air!

Rator: FEAR NOT! I will use my handy sporks right over here...*reaches around back seat*

Lizard: What's wrong, Rator?

Rator: *Cries* MY SPORKS ARE MISSING!!!!!!

Lizard: WHAT!? Who steals sporks?!

Rator: LIZARD! No time for spork-talk! WE HAVE SEX PARTNERS TO SAVE!

Lizard: But we can't save them without the sporks!

Rator: *cries* MY SPOOORRRKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

To be continued...

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subject: When they were in France...

The Rator is being very useful thinking up plans for mass destruction as The Lizard is twice as pissed as a homeless man on New Years Eve because of the evil Parental Squad and their allies in Team Duke. Recently, Parental Squad (who 'convieniently' work for the Police) had used help from Team Duke to strip The Lizard of her internet. But not to fear because The Rator has a plan!

BACK AT THE LAB...

Rator: Lizard! I have a plan! I can hack into Parental Squad's computer base, and drain their internet and feed it into you! And not only that! But I can get the building plans to their evil layer so we can send one of our small rodents to steal their bananas!

Lizard: Brilliance, Rator! pure, un-diluted brilliance! Once they're out of bananas they'll have no food and without the internet their is no way they can live! But wait! What if they go out and by more?!

Rator: Not a problem, Lizard, for I am always one step ahead of you! When they go out to buy their bananas, we can sneak into their house and take their money! After all - we can't kill them yet. Not until we've achieved UNLIMITED LJ PAID ACCOUNT!!!

Lizard: Rator, your plan is unflappable, except for one thing!

Rator: Whats that?

Lizard: You just implied that I was stupid, thus meaning you shall die!!!

bam! Pow! SWOOOSH

Rator: Lizard, wait! Don't take your anger out at me! Remember, we need to stick together and work towards UNLIMITED LJ PAID ACCOUNT!!!

Lizard: You're right, Rator. What, oh what was I thinking?! Why care about such nonsence when we are trying to achieve UNLIMITED LJ PAID ACCOUNT!!! *Rants in German*

TO THE BANDIT-MOBILE! AWAY!

*to be continued*

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subject: Adventures of ze CINEMA!

Previously on...THE COMIC BOOK!

Lizard is angry at her parental units (they are under suspicion as being part of the arch-nemesis group, THE DUKE!) for becoming obstacles in our world-domination, unlimited paid-account LJ time. Rator suggested the following:
Nar.
Evil Lizard has peanut butter to spread, bananas to chop, knives to sharpen and banishing-guns to buy ammunition for.

Haven't decided what the peanut butter was for yet. OH I KNOW!
SPREAD SOME ON YOUR BROTHER
THEN ON YOUR OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS
WHEN THEY'RE SLEEPING
THEN PUT PEICES OF BANANAS OVER THEIR EYES
AND OPEN ALL THE WINDOWS
THEY HAVE LOTS OF FRUIT FLIES AND BUGS

MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Then what will we do with the banishing-gun? Shoot a beehive, of course! It will banish the beehive, yes. But what about the bees? RUN!
TO YOUR PARENT'S ROOM!
AND THEN JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!
So now we have a mixture of flies, bugs, bees and one angry naked Duker covered with peanut butter in your parents room.

Back at the Lab...
*Lyndsay is hacking away the credit card company to buy Lizard's paid account time*
*Lizard is a young crazy driver smooshing hot dog vendors because they remind you of your family. and pigs.*
Speaking of pigs, *Lizard thinks of Trent and crashes into a water slide*
BUT WAIT! WHY IS THERE A WATER SLIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?!

To be continued...

asterisk *Lyndsay is setting up a phishing site and accumulating people's credit cards to pay for Lizard's paid account time*
*Meanwhile, Sam is being annoying and correcting EVERYTHING Lyndsay does. Lyndsay's solution is stepping on his foot and punching him in the balls.*
*As Lyndsay makes chicken soup out of Sam's testicles, Lizard is still contemplates why the fuck there's a waterslide in the road*
*Lizard steals a person's cell phone and calls operator. Since Rator has hacked into the phonelines, Rator picks up instead of the operator and Lizard suggests that Rator steals arch-nemisis-Sam's money and gives Lizard even MORE time on her paid account*
Lyndsay: BRILLIANCE! *rants in Italian and throws hands in the air*
*steps over Sam and D-blocks his money*
*makes tuna fish sandwhich*
Meanwhile...
Lizard: *turns water slide into a green worm and names it "Daddy"* *continues to crazy drive (Daddy is safely seat-belted) to THE LAB*
Lyndsay: *spins around, looks at worm* DAD! *snatches daddy and pulls out teeth*
Lizard: "WTF mate?" *see Sam on the floor* "BUG!" *steps on Sam*
Sam: *jumps up, sees Duker running around outside, giggles and flees*
Lyndsay: *is too busy examining Daddy to notice Lizard sitting cross-legged ontop of the computer moniter, meditating*
Lizard: "LYNDSAY!"
Lyndsay: "PIE!" *throws up*
Lizard: *jumps into a hole*
Lyndsay: GET BACK HERE! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILLDREEEENNN???!!?
Sam: *examines bushes, calling "baby?"*
...
Sam: BABY! *hops into bush*
Lyndsay: *hears giggling*
...
SUGAR!

To be continued...

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