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Forrest Brazeal
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Forrest Brazeal
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Purveyor of good tech things. prev. @google. PARADOX INC is out from Ballantine Jan 27! Preorder: tinyurl.com/paradoxinc
Davidson, NC
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    Forrest Brazeal
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    Oct 4, 2022
    new little song: "The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)"
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    Forrest Brazeal
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    Feb 16, 2022
    Facebook employees are now "Metamates". (?) Can't wait for: LinkedIn -> Inmates Amazon -> Primates Tinder -> Intimates Jira -> Underestimates Postmates -> Postmatemates
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    Forrest Brazeal
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    Jun 3, 2024
    SQL is undefeated
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    Forrest Brazeal
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    Jan 9, 2023
    good morning and welcome to 2023
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    Forrest Brazeal
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    Feb 2, 2023
    I'll never forget asking a guy who maintained 40yo mainframes for an insurance co why he didn't just migrate the apps. His reply: the firm's actuarial code relies on specific bugs in the mainframe OS's floating-point handling. Run on any other system, it would produce chaos.
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    Forrest Brazeal
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    Feb 3, 2021
    Absolutely fascinating insight I just heard from a hiring manager: Adding junior engineers makes the senior engineers on his team *better*, because the constant "Why" questions force them to articulate and confront their own assumptions. Hire juniors for a stronger team!
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    Forrest Brazeal
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    Jun 10, 2021
    Finally, a use for math! "The Ransomware Song"
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    Forrest Brazeal
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    Jul 8, 2024
    "I know we hired you remote somehow... But that was then, and this is now." New song: the RTO (Return-To-Office) Tango
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    Forrest Brazeal
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    Nov 5, 2021
    it's the little things...
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    Forrest Brazeal
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    Jul 7, 2021
    Dear intern: We've all screwed something up, So welcome to the club. "That Sinking Feeling (The #HugOps Song)"
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    Forrest Brazeal
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    Jun 4, 2021
    The recent "All the ways to run containers on AWS" threads have left me super confused so I made this flowchart to help. It's probably also wrong.
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    Forrest Brazeal
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    Jul 13, 2021
    Good morning. here's another Probably Wrong Flowchart, this time on AWS database services!
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    Forrest Brazeal
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    Dec 26, 2022
    I’m a W, how about you?
    A comic that jokes about the idea of a “T-Shaped Engineer” by suggesting several other letter shapes including the “W-shaped engineer”, with the W representing a helpless shrug
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    Forrest Brazeal
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    May 4, 2021
    This shouldn't be possible, period. There needs to be an easy, safe way for students to explore AWS without incurring unexpected megacharges.

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