Dearest River

I get it, River.  About Bryan and the '90s.  I don't know what that's all about or how it's related to me.  When I think of the 90s, I think of you and Gamino.  Didn't know anything about Bryan.  Are they trying to blame me for something, River.  Because I am always loyal to you and for the longest time even to Gamino.  They should know that I am very loyal, even if some seem undeserving.

I am not talking to your BFF anymore, River.  He stabbed me in the heart and crapped all over our 'friendship'.  I considered him just a friend.  He called me a stalker.  And he said such uncalled crap to me.  I was like where is this crap coming from, asshat.  He can kiss my fine ass.

I am putting mistletoe at my front door, River. *hum*

It has been pretty hectic around here, River.  My ass does not do javascript very well.  I am more an HTML kind of programmer.

~Uthra