Dearest River

Today is a sh*t day, River. I am sooooo irritable. And cranky.

I'm going to take off my yoga pants, but keep my t-shirt on. The t-shirt says CROOKLYN.

I'm going to put my phone on vibrate and silent and toss it across the room.

I'm going to sit on my living room couch and smoke a blunt, take tequila shots, and eat cheetos.

I'm going to tell Alexa, "Play Demi Lovato and Maroon 5 in shuffle"

"Louder."

"Louder." After ten to twenty minutes I will get in my groove and start dancing in my underwear by myself. 

~Uthra