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Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm not going to write any entries, but instead i'm going to reveal all of my personal entries in "Pavillion," my personal journal. They range from summer of 6th grade to the present time. They reveal everything, because a livejournal can only tell so much. For those of you who really want to know who I am, here's your chance. Starting tomorrow or sometime around then I will start posting them. Until then, I'm going to stop present livejournal entries.
Exit letter to random people who I think need to gain some knowledge:
To the government:
Here's a few impossible things you have been trying to do, and I'm here to tell you that it is impossible to do them so you should stop trying.
YOU CANNOT...
Save the O-zone
Stop people from smoking
Stop people from being under the influence of Drugs and alchohal
Stop people from driving while being under the influence of drugs and alchohal
Save the polarbears
Save the environment
Stop crime
Make the world perfect
Stop people from being who the are
Stop racism
Stop explicit content from reaching the media
Stop killing
Stop vandalism and litering
Stop gay couples
Uphold illegal immigrants as they attempt to cross the border. (That wall does jack shit btw.)
...so stop trying. You can lock people up for being who they are, but you can't change them.
"So to the parents of America
I am the damager aimed at little Erica
To attack her character
The ring leader of the circus of worthless pawns
Sent to lead the march right up to the steps of Congress
And piss on the lawns of the Whitehouse
To burn the casket and replace it with a parental advisory sticker
To spit liquor in the faces of this democracy of hypocrisy
Fuck you Miss Cheney
Fuck you Tipper Gore
Fuck you with the free-este of space this divided state of embarrassment will allow me to have
Fuck You" -Eminem, White America
To Fallout Boy, Hawthorne Hights, My Chemical Romance, The all american rejects, and any other crappy band that I forgot:
You all sound the same, and are equally terrible. I'm starting to lose all faith in music because of all of you. Thank you for ruining the good nature of our worlds, and filling the less-dignitive minds in our society with your chronic horseshit. I swear, if I hear "Dance, Dance" playing on one more ipod at 400 decibals I am going to Dance Dance their ass to the MTV studio so the people who work there can here the crap they are spreading throughout the nation. Who signed these people? I'd like to personally gat them in the head.
To Christians (beware, offfeeennnddiiinnngg):
(Before you read this, realize that I am not speaking to all christians, but only the ones that make me want to kill people. Seriously guys, being christian is fine but i'm speaking to the lot that will be described below)
Because of the fact that this is such a difficult matter to explain...let me put it this way...I can eat meat on any day of the week because the week is a creation by Efffing mankind. What the hell is with this "Don't eat meat on friday" shit. Okay, I'll wait till saturday because Joe fucking pope over there says i'm going straight to hell.
Oh, and btw, don't have sex. Be ashamed of one's body parts, because that's what they are there for apparently. Sex is only supposed to be for reproductive acts but it seems like the other one would be much more fun. I think they don't want us to have fun.
Oh, honor thy parents. You came out of thine vagina and god will shmight you right back in.
(Sorry, pope)
Every overrated thing that ever was. You can make suggestions of what to add:
Myspace
Napolean Dynamite
Ac/Dc (*gasp)
Guitar (and people who treat it like an object instead of a creating utencil)
Pretty much every band on MTV
Cell phones
Green Day
Fall out boy
Hawthorne Heights
The All American Rejects
My Chemical Romance
I'll finish later I'm thinking, but this might be it.
Thanks and sorry if I offend,
Cam
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